grappeloids

Anal hemroids caused by excessive straining when undertaking in wrestling and or sex.

'Shit that girl is well dirty, I ended up banging her so hard I got grappeloids!'

or

'There was no way I could have got out of that headlock, I even gave myself grapeloids!'

by dog-poo October 19, 2009

Magnus Von Grapple

The most kickass robot ever! It is a boss in the game Paper Mario: The Thousand Year Door. It is controlled by Lord Crump, one of the antagonists in the game. It is followed by Magnus Von Grapple 2.0, an even more kickass robot. Of course, Mario defeats both, but not without some sweet fighting!

Crump: Buh Buh Buh! Meet my new invention: Magnus Von Grapple!
Mario: Oh hell, another one to defeat...

by Mariofan47 July 5, 2009

Grapples

To wrap someone around arms around another making it impossible for other to move.

*grapples you*

by Fallen Sister December 22, 2009

Grampy

Grampy is another way of saying Grandpa or Grandfather

My grandparents are called Grampy and Nana

by HolmbergHeart February 4, 2012

Grampy's Work Out

Found in most gyms in Florida. A Grampy's Work Out consists of two sets of 10 on any machine followed by sitting and drinking coffee with other over 60's. Highly effective and life altering.

Visit any Florida gym for work out tips. Especially Grampy's Work Out.

by Eaton Holgoode February 28, 2015

Grippy Slippy

The act of a girl tightening her vaginal muscles on command as you're ejaculating; giving you the most intense orgasm you'll ever experience in your life. Then she ghost you leaving you psychologically scarred.

Bro a month ago, this girl I met hit me with the Grippy Slippy. I haven't been the same since.

by KFCTHATSFRIED May 6, 2020

Grapple Experience

When you put grape juice/soda on a woman's genitals, make her put an apple in her mouth, eat her out, and then take a bite of the apple.

No one could understand why Terry was buying so much grape Fanta and a big bag of apples, but he was planning a grapple experience for his special lady that very night.

by beautifulmidnight March 18, 2011