Grande

A spanish word, supposedly meaning "large", bastardized by the Starbucks marketing machine to mean medium; their 16oz coffee.

I hate going into a Starbuck's for coffee. The dumbass baristas always treat me like an idiot because I confuse a "Tall, "Grande" and "Vente". Grande is spanish for large, right? "Short" is the only size that makes any sense and "Vente" is an Italian word! WTF is that?! Why can't they just call them small, medium, large and extra large anyway?

by Tenacious Faulker May 18, 2009

Granderpants

An unattractive, old fashioned and often huge style of underpants/breifs, worn by pensioners and people with appalling fashion sense.

Often spotted covering large asses, where the lining of the granderpants are visible through pants/jeans and exposed to the unfortunate public. Also commonly spotted on people with grotesque and fat behinds.

As Jim walked down the street he noticed a fat old lady wearing a gross flowery dress with her huge pantie line clearly visible underneath. A gust of wind blew up her dress further exposing her brown huge underwear, that was struggling to contain her huge, fat and saggy ass. It was then Jim knew he had spotted a pair of granderpants.

by Dark Owl July 13, 2009

Rio Grande River mudshark

A Mexican female (or South American or Central American) who dates black guys.

Rosie Perez posed as a Rio Grande River mudshark in a movie.

by boi1ermaker September 9, 2011

Grandelderx

A player in World of Warcraft from Eitrigg that sits in Goldshire and is well known for exposing and bullying pedophiles in game.

Dang, there goes Grandelderx bullying another pedophile offline.

by Grandelderx February 14, 2019

grande stiffo

Slang word for erection, made popular from when the Adam Sandler played the "Opera Man" when singing about a womans chest

"Fergia Fergia
Nipple-a Niple-a Niple-a Niple-a Niple-a Niple-a Niple-a..
CANTALOPAS!! EL-PROTRUDO-O
OPERA MAN....
Grande Stiffo"

by some other guy that isnt the other guy June 30, 2008

GRANDer

It's a life style. It shows that we are all weird! We are all amazing in our own ways! We all STAND GRAND and will always STAY BEAUTIFUL! GRAND means we will starve a bully and feed our soul! GRAND means we will always stand by Vincent Castronovo Jr. The GRANDman! No matter what! It shows that we will always follow our dreams!

Starve a Bully, Feed your soul, Stand GRANDer.
Stay GRANDer.
Vincent Castronovo.

by Mrs.Castronovo June 23, 2011

Grande Success

The Grande Success is the nickname of the drink rumored to be ordered by Warren Buffett, Jay-Z, and Chad Ochocinco at Starbucks. These very successful people have been commonly linked to their morning beverage preference.

"The best way to be head and shoulders above the rest, is by starting your day with a Grande Success."

by Sbux Barista December 31, 2011