Goshen Oyster

A particularly mucus filled mass of chewing tobacco spit.

Goshen Oyster derives its name from Goshen (a town noted for high rates of white trash users of mouth tobacco) and the appearance of dark black spit produced from said tobacco mixed with thick mucus (or "lung butter") which is then spat onto the ground and resembles a cooked oyster.

I stepped in a Goshen Oyster while walking from my trailer to the Speedway for some Keystone.

by Joyfulsquelch October 23, 2020

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Galaxy Gusher

(n) Someone who is so obsessed with Samsungs Galaxy phone line that they cannot stop talking about great the phones are. They often dis other phone makers and openly deride people who disagree with their opinion.

Man sfomin will not shut up about his phone! He is such a Galaxy Gusher!

by Funmunke March 31, 2017

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Crimson Gusher

When a chick is on the rag, on her heaviest day, you begin by sodomizing her. At first very slowly, while giving her a reach-around and flicking her clit until she is almost ready to cum. You then pull out and drive home in her kooter, which should by all means ignite an orgasm on her part, thus tightening her kooter around your shaft and sending the back pressure of her juices, and I do mean all of them at this point back upon your shaft, thighs and balls. This is known as the classic Crimson Gusher.

"So Dude ... I was banging your mom last night when she gave me a crimson gusher."

by Captain Hungwell May 3, 2004

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Goshev

A guy who steals the girl you like with his damn foreign accent.

Guy: Hey, so do you want to go back to my place?
Girl: Ya sure!
Goshev: Oh hello. How are you tonight. It's bloody nice out here isnt it.
Girl: OMG, that is the coolest accent.
Guy:(NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!)

by Studly Long September 25, 2005

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