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Gaser

A useless member of society. Can commonly be found stealing money from his parents, buying drugs, or bragging on Instagram. They usually wear Adidas tracksuits, Nike shoes, and are commonly skinheads. They can be found in South Slavic countries such as Croatia, Serbia and Bosnia. They commonly use the phrase "Ide gas!"
Person 1: Jesi vidio onog gasera na Črnomercu?
Person 2: Ne to je bio fake gaser, on nije čak ni jednom ukrao novce od nikoga.
by Yeeghis Khan March 12, 2020
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gofer

(noun) A term for an employee, servant, or slave whose primary responsibility is to fetch items and bring them back to his or her boss, master, or owner. Formed by contraction of the words "go for". As in: "Go for coffee, go for doughnuts, go for whatever we need you damn 'gofer'."
"I sent my gofer for coffee over twenty minutes ago. If he doesn't get back soon, I'm dropping his health care benefits!"
by Dusty Bottoms May 28, 2003
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gobermouch

One who attempts to make another's life better against the will of the other. Oversimplified: one who meddles in another business, a busybody. Philosophically: one who considers his own intellect to encompass and exceed the intellect of another, thereby giving him the right and duty to control the life of another, for the other's own good.
My mom remained a gobermouch, always knowing what's best and tricking me into doing it, even after I turned 18.
by Mike Finland March 23, 2017
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Gobernatz

Pronounced Göh-bêr-ntß
1. noun - a person who has a high dependencey on alcohol, cannot live without it, and has developed a high tolerance of consuming large quantities of alcohol, see 'alcoholic'

2. adjective - a secret desire to try ekkies.

3. noun - A great, sexy, attractice person who will finger his best friends in the ass, play with their dicks, have sword fights when they get drunk, sleep in their jocks with their best mates and still have the nerve to call himself straight in front of his lover (who happens to be of the same sex.

4. noun - Just a weird-ass german name that no one can pronounce or has heard before.
1. Dude you need to slow down or ur gonna become a fuckin' dropkick Gobernatz.

2. leprechaun: What's up with you?
guy: I got gobernatz munchies lad.
leprechaun: Here, have some extacy,
guy: Gee thank you, your a such swell leprechaun =

3. Quit touching my dick Gobernatz.

4. taxi driver: check out this weird-ass name, Goganats, wtf?
passenger: it's Gobernatz u sad fuck.
by Zach de la Rocha March 18, 2008
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Gaser

Gaser is a kid that thinks they are though and cool,they usually say "Ide gas" and "RESI",expect RESI goes with a dab.
They wear mostly Nike Hat and Air max shoes that are mostly fake,in common you can see them wear Napapijri jackets.
Gaser means a fucking retarted kid or even a teen or a adult such as Baka Prase,Choda and Janko with are fucking gasers and think they are cool,they curse in their every word.
by Zasto Gaseri postoju? July 25, 2020
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Rudy Gobert

A Rudy Gobert is your friend who never takes serious issues, serious. For example, a Rudy Gobert will joke about catching COVID-19 and then he will be the tool who ends up getting COVID-19.
Hey, Antonio, don't lick your fingers after eating your hot cheetos, it is not healthy and you do not want to get sick with that COVID-19! Antonio then proceeds to lick and suck on his fingers since he does not take serious issues, seriously. "He's just being a Rudy Gobert, that fool with probably catch something." Two days later Antonio is in the hospital with COVID-19. Don't be a Rudy Gobert.
by Caltexeg March 13, 2020
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Goverment

A group of people that Continuously make some of the most stupid ass laws in the United States. A bunch of mentally handy cap people that are paid way to much.

refers to the the handycap in the administrative bureaucracy who control a state at a given time
Alabama goverment laws
It is illegal for a driver to be blindfolded while operating a vehicle.

It is illegal to wear a fake moustache that causes laughter in church.
Putting salt on a railway track may be punishable by death.

Boogers may not be flicked into the wind.

You cannot chain your alligator to a fire hydrant
Peanuts are not allowed to be sold in Lee County, Alabama after sunset on Wednesdays.

You may not have an ice cream cone in your back pocket at any time.
It is legal to drive the wrong way on a one way street if you have a lantern on the front of your car.
by lord penis poo poo February 29, 2012
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