gork

a guy that dates fat or generally unattractive girls

Gork had sex with Natalia again last night, he can't get laid by anyone else.

by P Benis October 14, 2004

gork

a gorgeous dork. i.e. A 5'11"-6' female nuclear scientist who is completely gorgeous, but has a super intellectual dorky side under the surface.

WOW! She is so incredibly gorgeous...but what a gork!

by Brian and Kermit February 10, 2008

gork

A guy or girl who is also a dork.

Jane was a gork and played Halo 2 until 4 a.m.

by Young Geezer May 13, 2005

gork

To openly stare or be agog at someone or some thing in a shocked or disbelieving manner. Usually refers to watching the unexpected occurrence of an uncommon or sleazy act.

At the beach a young woman took her bathing top off and all the men instantly took a gork at her breasts.

the traffic slowed due to the accident. some of the drivers gorked at the wrecked cars and the injured people as they passed by.

by broosta December 12, 2007

gork

A)to simply just die
B)to kill someone or something

a)I heard your dog just gorked.
b)Im going to end up gorking that dog if it dont stay out of the steet.

by icpjason January 21, 2007

gork

in junkie parlance; to puke.

I banged some skag but it was weak and I got cheated out of my gork.

by Ned Sneed February 10, 2004

gork

The sound made from snorting cocaine.

Wow Mary Kate, nice gork!

by skawful22 October 24, 2008