gorf

I proceeded to toss her salad and twist her knobs, when in a single moment of intense passion, her vagina gorfed a small golf ball into my nostrils.

by scubes4life October 13, 2007

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The act of excreting shit, puke, and piss from your body all at the same time, mostly done while passed out after a night of drinking, but has been known to be performed while wide awake.

"It's just one of those nights where I'm gonna get real real hammered and gorf all over myself later."

"Man, that kid got so hammered last night he gorfed himself while his girlfriend was in the bed!"

by Hamma6885 October 22, 2008

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Gorf

'Frog' spelled backwards.

Hey look, a Gorf!!!

by PyroDin August 26, 2017

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The act of smoking Marijuana.. can be used as a noun as well in place of the word Marijuana.

Let's go gorf and hit a pizza buffet.
That's some awesome gorf

by The Altimin' Boosk September 25, 2017

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One who serendipitously releases flatulence while submerged in dihydrogen oxide, then proceeds to ingest the resultant accumulation of effluvium as it rises to the surface.

"Rick is such a Gorf! He farts in the bathtub and eats the bubbles!!"

by Mike Lowrey669 December 29, 2018