gorf

to receive really good head, deepthroat

She gorfed my entire unit. I really need some gorf.

by Skurvey October 18, 2005

gorfed

-to be physically or mentally distorted, an advanced form of being retarted.

Justin Lake was born gorfed

by Ryan February 25, 2004

Gorfed

To eat too much

I gorfed that whole pizza down

by themom May 01, 2009

gorf

Gorf,v. to smell the recently vacted seat where a woman has sat. Vaginal and anal odours, mixed with sweat and cheap/expensive perfume will be present.

See also gorfing and bogfly.

I'm gonna gorf that honey's seat!

by Skirtlifter January 10, 2005

gorfing

Gorfing is the act of farting into your hand and then quickly smelling it. Another method would be to fart and then quickly turning in it's direction to smell it. Gorfers are people who frequently gorf because they really enjoy it's aroma

Me and Billy snuck down to the auditorium to watch Mary while she was gorfing her ass off.

by SkipSpike666 October 28, 2017

gorf

Queefing a golf ball out of your pussy.

I proceeded to toss her salad and twist her knobs, when in a single moment of intense passion, her vagina gorfed a small golf ball into my nostrils.

by scubes4life September 29, 2007

gorf-up

To "gorf-up" something is where somebody changes, "enhances" or otherwise adds complexity to something that is working such that it;

- no longer works, or
- barely works, or
- works, but is so complicated that its no longer usable...

gorfing up the runtime environment

by sysf March 04, 2005