1 definition by Hamma6885
The act of excreting shit, puke, and piss from your body all at the same time, mostly done while passed out after a night of drinking, but has been known to be performed while wide awake.
"It's just one of those nights where I'm gonna get real real hammered and gorf all over myself later."
"Man, that kid got so hammered last night he gorfed himself while his girlfriend was in the bed!"
"Man, that kid got so hammered last night he gorfed himself while his girlfriend was in the bed!"
by Hamma6885 September 11, 2008