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The Gordon Lightfoot

Noun. The act of tapping someone lightly on the nuts with your foot in an attempt to either piss them off, or let them know you mean business.
Lowry was getting ticked that Hank kept peeing on his house so he went out to yell at him one day to find that Hank would not listen so readily. Lowry then proceeded to give Hank "The Gordon Lightfoot", which knocked Hank out of his alcoholic trance. Then Hank having been "Gordon Lightfooted" decided to turn his life around and become a porn star.
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Mick Gordon

Mick Gordon was the legendary composer of various Bethesda games, he's mostly known for the Doom 2016 and Doom Eternal soundtrack. He also used a lawnmower for the soundtrack.
Person 1: "What genre is doom's ost composed by Mick Gordon?"
Person 2: "Violence"
by Wraith the discord mod September 4, 2020
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gordon brown

Taxes for fun
Wages down, out my money runs
Throughout the night, no cash in sight
Never a pound with Gordon Brown...
by youkay March 12, 2004
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Gordon Ramsey

Angry chef who will yell, curse, throw things, and scream if things don't go his way. But he's a kick-ass chef.
Gordon Ramsey: How long for the wellingtons?

Chef: 3 minutes!

GR: You donkey!
by TheKingoftheHill April 11, 2010
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Gordon's Law

The act in which a male with the last name "Gordon" commences finger fornication with a female. Tickling the second brain most commonly found in the vagina.

The act of "Gordon's Law" gradually drives the female more insane and needy by the hour.
- "Gee Gordon, remember that asian bitch you fingered last month? She's fucking insane now. I think she has fallen victim to Gordon's Law."

- "Yeah that bitch be crazy."
by Ebenezer Shittingway November 19, 2010
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Lawrence Gordon

Lawrence Gordon, or Dr. Gordon, is a fictional character from the Saw film series, played by actor Cary Elwes. He is prominently featured in Saw, and is briefly seen in a flashback scene in Saw III.
Chick 1: What ever happened to Lawrence Gordon?
Chick 2: You mean Dr. Lawrence?
Chick 1: Yeah. He was sexy.
Chick 2: No one knows. Some think he's still alive, some think he's dead. There is substantial evidence for both sides of the arguments, but there has still been no definitive conclusion. Saw IV comes out on October 26, perhaps it will clear up any speculation.
Chick 1: ...He was so sexy.
Chick 2: Adam was way hotter.
Chick 1: You're right!!
Chick 2: I kno.
by Tessence January 1, 2009
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Gordonitis

The insatiable urge for self-gratification.
Man! I just looked at that fine young ladies titties and now I have a mean case of Gordonitis.
by pluoticus May 5, 2012
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