gopherment

1. a term reflecting the frequent tendency of government officials to suddenly disappear from public view when the spotlight of criticism shines on them, typically for a period of 1-2 days or until someone else's boneheaded antics capture the headlines

2. An instinctive and defensive reaction of an elected official to avoid a "whack-a-mole" reaction by their constituents

"Hey, have you seen Gov Stanford since his "hiking trip" hit the wires?"

"No, he seems to have ducked outa sight."

"Just like a gopherment official. Gone underground until someone else steals the limelight."

by just_warming_up September 2, 2009

Gcopter

A Super high power helicopter in the shape of a G

Gcopter is like a helicopter

by dunceFTW January 11, 2012

gopher mayo

gopher mayo is a phrase to confuse someone with.

"Hey! Gopher mayo!" "What?"

by mary and isabella July 19, 2016

Gooter lover

A person who is attracted to ugly women.

Phil sure is a gooter lover .

by JAMES BRADY July 4, 2016

Spooge Gopher

A mess of hair and cum that accumulates in your plughole, after weeks of wanking in the shower.

That spooge gopher in the bathroom actually crawled out and asked me to comment on the duality of man this morning. Clean your bath, man!

by Chiefwiddler2 June 9, 2009

Dirty Gopher

The game of shitting, and then sucking it back into your anus before it can fully leave your body, like that of a gopher leaving it's hole.

Skeet: Yo Jimmy I was hogging the bathroom with Dirty Gophers all night last night

by GasMaskOverdrive December 5, 2017

furry gopher

A small, cute woman with a propensity for biting and stabbing. Generally a sadistic top.

Man, I met a girl at the club last night. I went home with her and found out she was a furry gopher. I’m black and blue today.

by MongoSapiens December 31, 2019