Gopper

The sort of bird that you get matched with on dating sites. Never mind that you're a thirtysomething singleton who's still got their ex from 6 years ago on a pedestal, with the beginnings of male pattern baldness and a teeth that haven't been whitened, honest!

A gopper tends to that girl that you went with when you were 17 because you knew she would put out on the way home from burger king.. Not generally known for their looks or litheness, their elegance, or decent binocular vision. A gopper is considered as undesireable by your initial, superficial inbox-based reckonings, but if truth be known, a little mouth-breathing and obsessing over unicorn paraphernalia is offset by the ease with which you find your fingers entering her foaming, slightly sweaty smelling vagina in the corner of the cinema car park.. You dirty boy.

Lad 1: what about her?
Lad 2: oh mate, she's a gopper!

by Sumfacthunt July 29, 2013

gophers poking

I ate some food last nite, All the way home I had my {Gophers poking}

I ate some food last nite. All the way. Home my butt hole had a {Gophers poking }

by Thenry January 24, 2017

gophers poking

Last night my girlfriend said no Anal sex,
I said why not
She said she had a {Gophers Poking}

Last night my girlfriend said NO anal sex
I said why not
She said she had a {Gophers Poking}

by Thenry January 25, 2017

Gompers

A set of false teeth.

Goddamit, I just dropped my gompers in the bidet and bit myself on the ass again!

by BelAir Hilloc March 29, 2021

gompers

A set of false teeth

I got stuck up to the elbow in the toilet trap, trying to retrieve my gompers, OR
Ahmo have to git me some gompers one o' these days so's I can eat corn again.

by BelAir Hilloc September 3, 2021

gopierson

The process of exerting too much force while performing an action so much so that the actor is more often than not in danger of losing speech/hearing.

Bahubali was lifting children in both his arms and due to intense gopierson, he beacame deaf.

by rrr-rararajamouli November 24, 2021

Gopper

A lad with an impossibly poor opinion of good breakfast cereals

He thinks Rice Krispies are an S-tier cereal? What a gopper!

by Maxximussy May 15, 2022