goonvana

The ultimate state of serenity and peacefulness after an extensive period of gooning. This can only be reached by those of elite status and is a major milestone in one’s brain rot career.

After looking into the eyes of the skibussy, I reached goonvana.

by Timothythesixth March 11, 2024

Goonvana

The out of body experience a seasoned gooner achieves after 100 days and 100 nights of sleepless edging

“My house hermit buddy Ken, just reached goonvana last night”

by King Gon May 21, 2024

goonvana

Goonvana is a location only achieved by gooning as hard as possible. Once you are finished gooning you will see goonvana.

I gooned so hard I achieved goonvana

by Goonmaster47 March 28, 2024

Goonvana

A nirvana state of mind where if you goon so much, you achieve Goonvana

Mr B: I will have you put in handcuffs, Brayden.
Brayden: Bring it on Mr. B! I don‘t even need hands to goon anymore! For me, Gooning has becomr a state of mind. Watch me achieve… Goonvana!

by Osakinator February 17, 2024

Goonvana

The state of being entranced after a gooning session. When a man becomes one with his male appendage.

"He was gooning and reached goonvana"

by RegretfullTM March 8, 2024

goonvana

The moment when one goons do much that they achieve a higher level of grooming and of life, thereby achieving Goonvana

Brayden: starts jelqing*
Mr Belding: I will spray you with clorox
Brayden: that wouldn’t be a good idea
Mr Belding: Stop this. I will have you put in handcuffs
Brayden: Bring it on Me B. I don’t even need hands to goon anymore. For me, gooning is a state of mind. Watch me achieve Goonvana

by D1_Jelqer March 30, 2024

Goonvana

The moment at the end of a goon session where your mind and penis become one in a trance.

He was gooning so hard he reached goonvana

by RegretfullTM March 8, 2024