Goonvana

A made up word from TikTok that describes achieving the transcendent state of gooning, aka achieving the greatest masturbation experience you’ve ever experienced

“Bro, last night nobody was at home, I was horny as fuck and found the greatest porn I’ve ever seen and busted the fattest nut I’ve ever busted”
“Bro achieved goonvana”

by Cyberspaxz April 15, 2024

goonvana

While edging for exactly 33 minutes, 28 seconds, 47 milliseconds, a participant has entered goonvana. Goonvana entails the trance of mental and physical state for an individual to do as he or she pleases. Anything they want is given and taken.

I’ve been in goonvana for the past hour big bro

by St8ghtgoona47_xXx May 3, 2024

goonvana

The coma like state of mind you go into after gooning for long periods of time, once entered into this state you may never come back.

Brayden was gooning for so long he entered goonvana.

by GirthQuake23 March 29, 2024

Goonvana

The moment at the end of a goon session where your mind and penis become one in a trance.

He was gooning so hard he reached goonvana

by RegretfullTM March 8, 2024

goonvana

A state of euphoria and enlightenment achieved by gooning (masturbating and edging for a long period of time).

Carter took himself to goonvana last night

by Skibussy May 15, 2024

goonvana

The place where you go after gooning for hours on end. Sometimes Goonvana takes multiple days of edging and gooning to reach. Goonvana is the ultimate destination for edgers and gooners.

George just got back from goonvana. Wow! He must have gooned for days

by Jxyke March 28, 2024

goonvana

The ultimate state of serenity and peacefulness after an extensive period of gooning. This can only be reached by those of elite status and is a major milestone in one’s brain rot career.

After looking into the eyes of the skibussy, I reached goonvana.

by Timothythesixth March 11, 2024