Mr B: I will have you put in handcuffs, Brayden.
Brayden: Bring it on Mr. B! I don‘t even need hands to goon anymore! For me, Gooning has becomr a state of mind. Watch me achieve… Goonvana!
Brayden: Bring it on Mr. B! I don‘t even need hands to goon anymore! For me, Gooning has becomr a state of mind. Watch me achieve… Goonvana!
by Osakinator February 18, 2024
Stemming from the words goon and nirvana, goonvana is the other-worldly mental state achieved through excessive and passionate hours of gooning. The few who have achieved described the feeling as absolute, intense and life changing.
Dude I had such a good session earlier. After I gooned for long enough I was finally able to achieve goonvana. I am forever grateful
by Jebater March 27, 2024
Goonvana(Goon-vaughn-ah) is the belief that Gooning will bring you tranquility and harmony. Goonvana was founded in the year 600 BCE by the great Goonmaster himself. Goonvana is not only a state of mind but it's a lifestyle; it may also be seen as a place for all your wildest hallucinations to come true such as hentai, zoophilia, Feet fetishes Necrophilia, Inflatophilia, Coprophilia, Gerontophilia, and much more following Goonvana means you have committed to goon for at least eight hours a day. The process is very difficult and grueling at the start but after nineteen years you reach a sense of true enlightenment and inner peace. This feeling is known as Principal Goonvana. When on the journey of reaching the highest state of Goonvana the follower must travel from their homeland on foot to Siberia wearing nothing but a G String. The follower will find the highest mountain top where he will remove the undergarment and even though the unbearable cold is fighting their erect penis they must push through. If they do, the acolyte will finally gain the abilities of Principal Goonvana and become even closer to the great Goonmaster.
by 00EROS March 09, 2024
The moment when one goons do much that they achieve a higher level of grooming and of life, thereby achieving Goonvana
Brayden: starts jelqing*
Mr Belding: I will spray you with clorox
Brayden: that wouldn’t be a good idea
Mr Belding: Stop this. I will have you put in handcuffs
Brayden: Bring it on Me B. I don’t even need hands to goon anymore. For me, gooning is a state of mind. Watch me achieve Goonvana
Mr Belding: I will spray you with clorox
Brayden: that wouldn’t be a good idea
Mr Belding: Stop this. I will have you put in handcuffs
Brayden: Bring it on Me B. I don’t even need hands to goon anymore. For me, gooning is a state of mind. Watch me achieve Goonvana
by D1_Jelqer March 30, 2024
by ilovetomunt March 02, 2024
Play on words of “nirvana”
A state reached after a long session of edging where the person has transcended past the normal world into a state of pure bliss.
A state reached after a long session of edging where the person has transcended past the normal world into a state of pure bliss.
by Zephey April 11, 2024
by Absni-Aust February 18, 2024