the hard goodbye

a gruesome, slow unnatural death (ie, not from a long illness or something like that); a difficult death, usually involving (prolonged) torture.

I don't know why you died, Goldie. I don't know why and I don't know how. I never even met you before tonight. But you were a friend and more when I needed one. Well I'm gonna find that son of a bitch that killed you and I'm gonna give him the hard goodbye. When I found out who did it it won't be quick and quiet like it was with you. It'll be loud and nasty -- my kind of kill. And when his eyes go dead, the Hell I send him to will seem like Heaven after what I've done to him. I love you Goldie. -- Marv (Sin City)

by merc m misfire September 28, 2005

Goodlahoma

Oklahoma but thumbs up

thumbs up: goodlahoma
netrual : oklahoma
thumbs down: badlahoma

by randomguy6942069420 December 26, 2021

Slim goody

A sexy looking slim woman/chick

Damn, look at slim goody over there, she is on point!!

by Lusting4LP34 June 1, 2015

Goody gumdrops

Depending on personal preference, it is either an expression of joy, happiness or delight or an expression of sarcasm in response to a small gain/reward etc.

Joy.

"You got an A+ on your maths test!"
"Goody gumdrops!"

Sarcasm.

"For finding the cure for cancer, we give you this small keychain."
"Oh, Goody gumdrops"

by Lauren_ December 25, 2007

Goodliffe's Theorem

Goodliffe's Theorem predicts an inverse correlation between an individual's understanding of percentages, and the likelihood that they use the % button on a calculator.

Anyone with a thorough understanding of percentages is highly unlikely to use the % button on a calculator compared to someone with only a limited understanding of percentages.

Megan: Hey Phil, I'm trying to work out a percentage thingy, do you reckon Noel would show me how to use the % button on my calculator?

Phil: Are you cray cray?! Noel falls towards the extreme right of the Goodliffe's Theorem Curve - he'd just laugh at your stupidity. Try asking Matt.

by XLedge June 8, 2016

Minnesotan Goodbye

Standard method of departing a Minnesotan social event or interaction. After a person announces he or she is leaving, person and host proceed to talk for 30 - 60 more minutes in the doorway or parking lot before leaving. Length of time between announcement of departure and actual exit is directly proportional to length of the relationship and inversely proportional to the outdoor air temperature.

Lars: "Well we better head out, great party, though. Awesome beer."

Sven: "Oh fer sure, the beer was home brewed, donchaknow."

*Lars and Sven stand in Erik's foyer and go on a tangent about microbrews for an hour.

Lars: "Oh look at the time, sorry to do a Minnesotan goodbye!"

by princess lila July 4, 2016

goodbye punk pie

This is a sarcastic dismissal of a punk band or pose due to it being imitative vs. creative.

The Leisure Suits looked like a bad 1979 band, so we said goodbye punk pie!

by I, Wreckerrr May 31, 2021