These are the men of the legends. They are the source of the gum under counter, they are the reason that there is pee on the toilet seat. These are the ones that cut you off on the highway, the ones that ignore the children in Africa, the ones who eat cereal without milk.(every day)
These are the men of shadows. They come from the deep, moist crevices in the Earth. Some say they are the cause of the war in the Middle East, some say they were the reason for bands like Creed and Nickelback. Some say they steal tables, steal money, and candy, but not virginities.
These are the men of the bottom clan - they feed off of negativity and greed, hate and selfishness, small penises and body odor. Their aura of hatred and shittiness is palpable, a sinking feeling that permeats the skin and drills to the soul.
They must be stopped.
They must be killed.
They are the Goochmen.
These are the men of shadows. They come from the deep, moist crevices in the Earth. Some say they are the cause of the war in the Middle East, some say they were the reason for bands like Creed and Nickelback. Some say they steal tables, steal money, and candy, but not virginities.
These are the men of the bottom clan - they feed off of negativity and greed, hate and selfishness, small penises and body odor. Their aura of hatred and shittiness is palpable, a sinking feeling that permeats the skin and drills to the soul.
They must be stopped.
They must be killed.
They are the Goochmen.
by jDawg21312543643 October 27, 2010
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Oh man, that's a goocher
by Tresser McKay May 12, 2004
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by zerglemangooberdoodlebounder January 6, 2011
Get the Goochface mug.powder that you rub on your gooch. usually gold bond foot powder.you would use this for sports (usually) so that your sack/ gooch area would stay cool.
by APizzle10 January 22, 2009
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- similar to the Fish Hook however the finger is first rubbed on the gooch before hooking the unsuspecting's mouth. Can be used during intercourse or as a simple greeting between friends. A more tricky manuver is the Double Gooch Hook
- similar to the Fish Hook however the finger is first rubbed on the gooch before hooking the unsuspecting's mouth. Can be used during intercourse or as a simple greeting between friends. A more tricky manuver is the Double Gooch Hook
Mick "Bloody Screech snuck up and gooch hooked me in the club the other night, havn't seen him for ages..
Dan "Struth, sneeky bugger"
Mick "I got him back though, while he was at the bar i got him with the ol' double gooch hook!"
Dan "Struth, sneeky bugger"
Mick "I got him back though, while he was at the bar i got him with the ol' double gooch hook!"
by King of Gooch July 6, 2009
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