Goobsterism

An absolute Goober someone who’s an absolute nut master and wants to suck your nuts dry

A foolish person nutty for nuts

Alaina had a case of Goobsterism

by OMW2FYBOO June 16, 2022

The Goodest!

Garrett

Man, he really is The Goodest!

by otterduck April 26, 2020

Goodest

The goodest is so good and nick sucks.

Nick sucks and chase is the goodest.

by nicksnotbetterthanme October 26, 2011

goofest

A goofest, is a festival related to the ejaculation, and celebration of goo. Goo is a synonym for sperm, jizz, cum, sticky icky, love sauce, and so on. The goofest is highly respected, and spiritual event that happens on frequent occasion in every males day to day life. The only rule of a goofest, is that that goo must gooed on everything within a 5 foot radius of the gooer. Other than that, a goofest is completley up to the male/s participating in the event. GOOOOO ON MY FRIENDS!

I heard Kinne and Sobel had a goofest with the log cabin bitches last night.

The guesthouse goofest is the most holy and respected goofest.

The goofest came to an abrubt stop when Jim realized the belizean he was fucking was infected with the HIV virus.

by esobez April 25, 2009

goobette

a female goober, a silly, stupid, lovable girl

"Oh that girl is such a goobette, sometimes i wanna slap her, other times its just funny"

by justpostalready January 14, 2010

goobert

A really good kid and all that has a high coolness rating and can make any person laugh.

On a cruise, the goobert constantly caused a green eyed girl to laugh her head off.

The goobert was the big cheese at his local high school.

The goobert caused the girl to laugh when he opened his eyes super wide.

by Goobert22 June 19, 2013

Goobert

A quirky, funny and adorable wife or girlfriend. A term of endearment towards all the personal traits that only a husband or boyfriend would find funny.

A: Darling, what are you doing?
B: Watching TV with my two favourite dog print cushions

A: I love you, You're such a Goobert

by Bunny Kings September 28, 2012