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uber goober

the complete and utter extent of goobage. one who squints a lot; has trouble controlling the volume of his or her voice; interrupts others to tell uninteresting stories but doesn't realize it; often far too enthuastic about everything; unusually large forehead and, the most significant uber goober sign: clueless of their ube goob status
That guy James is an uber goober to the max.
by yaboy May 27, 2006
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by Oobert Goobert December 22, 2019
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Goonery

An act of pure, unadulterated stupidity, where the goon in question runs the risk of losing social acceptance
Hetherington, this is another example of your goonery!
by The Goonid August 3, 2010
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puss goober

the little clotty things that stick on your cock sometimes after you pull of of a vagina
Most guys don't even notice the little puss goobers when they're done.
by Chas April 19, 2003
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Goofy Goober

Means to be the coolest kid on the block.

from spongebob. a place where they go to chillax and sip down some lothy bevvies.
Yo, that kid is totally a Goofy Goober, look at his kicks!
by Blake And Daniel June 18, 2007
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Goober

noun, a term of affection for a lovable, silly, lighthearted person. Always easy to poke fun at without actually meaning harm.
Person 1: Daisy is such a goober.
Person 2: But that is why we all love her.
by Goobcity January 18, 2015
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goober shot

The act of hitting, slapping or other wise touching in a forcefull manner ones goober. ( penis / goober )

A goober shot can be done to someone else on purpose or accidently.

You can also do it to yourself probably accidently, unless your into punching yourself in the goober. If you are you should report to your nearest mental help facility for evaluation. (see goober)
Me and my cousin were wrestlin and the fool gave me a damn goober shot!!

dont come any closer, im gonna giver a goober shot.

tony's ole lady was so mad she gave him a goober shot.

i was trying to loosen a bolt, the wrench slipped off and i gave myself a damn goober shot.
by tman7727@yahoo.com July 17, 2009
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