wongulated

An object that has been altered, deliberately, or accidental so that it can no longer perform its primary function to a full extent

1. My computer screen is wongulated
2. That football is wongulated (deflated)

by matye March 19, 2008

bongulate

To sit with your bong on an eve facing North where sea of stars cascade in her eyes and you torch up and make mad love and get into the groove, as the Madonna used to say.

When she ran her hand up my gland I no longer felt comfortably and bourgeois bland and put my hand on the bong and played the blues on it like it was a saxophone weeping for joy in the early morning hours of new love -- oh, sweet jeezuz, bongulate!

by barleycorn July 17, 2021

goobulate

The action of being or trying to be a stinky pudgy fellow with a squished in face. Required height is 5’0 - 5’9

“Ed Sherran dosen’t looksmaxx he goobulates thats why he looks like that!”

by Violetthecunt December 23, 2023

Gangalate

A form of domination or to beat somebody.

Gangalators are a rank of dominators

I’m gonna gangalate you.
I love being gangalated.
I’m a gangalator.

by D1SHS0AP1 August 24, 2025