Dirt Goblin

The action of or person who prefers anal sex with a woman before she wipes her ass after taking a shit.

"Tommy went home with that girl last night, but didn't get any because he went for the Dirt Goblin."

"I got home at 5' in the morn, she smelt my dick...and found out I'm a Dirt Goblin"

by DirtyGoblin September 11, 2013

Ryan Gosling In Drive

Carrying yourself in the manner that Ryan Gosling, in the film, "Drive" would.

Freddy: "Man, that guy is getting pussy left and right."

Andy: "He's being Ryan Gosling In Drive."

by plowmaster February 7, 2012

Goblin Mode

When you are in an extreme reckless mode, feeling very mischievous, and lack concern for the well being of others. Normally caused by consuming lots of alcohol.

"I saw my roommate Zack chug three 4 lokos on someones snapchat story, I really hope when he comes home tonight he isn't in Goblin Mode."

by Dirty.Mike April 26, 2022

Green Goblin

A mixed drink of Vodka, Blue Powerade and Green Monster. Mixed at a precise ratio of 4 ice cubes, 2 shots of Vodka, 3/4 rest filled with Powerade and sprinkled to the brim with Monster. Sold exclusively at The Red Lion thanks to DHicks.

Dan slammed his cup on the table and screeched "Three more green goblins!"

by 404 Name Not Found October 24, 2020

throat goblin

Similar to a pussy troll, a goblin that is placed in a young womans throat to prevent premarital oral sex.

I wanted Jessica to go down on me last night, but I'm afraid she might have a throat goblin.

by Doug "the Demon" Quesnel May 16, 2010

Golfin' em

The act of drinking beers faster than anyone else in the room. Usually the result of nervousness or alcoholism.

Jesus chief, did you see Phil last night? Once those girls showed up he started golfin' em 3 to 1 on me.

Katie is such a boozebag! We met her at the baby shower around noon and she was already golfin' em like it was Friday night.

by DFH66 February 27, 2013

gin goblin

An imaginary malevolent creature or a hallucination. Only seen after the consumption of too much gin.

"You mean this time it's not a hal... it's not a gin goblin! No Rosey this time it's real." - from The Quatermass Xperiment 1955 (Thora Hird)

by psplod June 2, 2014