Goldfish Cheese

An insult to use when something just really fucking sucks.. just some real bottom of the barrel shit!

This song is straight goldfish cheese bro get outta here 😂❌❌

by kangaroosforever78 April 14, 2021

goldfish

Fish-shaped crackers that are baked, not fried.

Dat bitch's gonna pop yo punk ass because yo ate dems GoldFish, yo .

by ALLAH January 12, 2004

Goldfish

1) A type of adorable orange fish that is a common household pet

2) A nickname for a kid who called himself a "beta male" but he cant spell so he typed Betts and now his friends call him Goldfish.

1) "Aww what an adorable goldfish! Whats her name?"

2) "Hey guys I wrote a fan fiction about Goldfish. Its called spicy goldfish"

by welphereweareagain January 15, 2020

drama goldfish

capable of filling their lives (and the lives of those around them) with distasteful shenanigans and/or complaints about insignificant bs.

Drama goldfish will expand to fill the space you provide them.

Most likely to be human, but can also be animal or inanimate object.

Since my drama goldfish went to rehab, I've had time to learn Swahili.

by Beatrix is a Kiddo January 26, 2011

Goldfish

Great crackers from Peppridge farms. They're baked, not fried, come in different varieties, and smile back. Try mixing them up all in one bag.

Hmm... pretzel, pizza, cheddar, and color goldfish mixed in one bag.

by Sean Ryan April 18, 2006

goldfish memory

When youre so high that u forget anything that happened within the last 15 seconds.

guy 1: Dude im so high right now....

guy 2: hey wait a sec....

guy 2: oh nevermind i forgot...its that goldfish memory

guy 1: its what?

guy 2: i just told u about it 20 seconds ago

by christian_cain January 30, 2008

goldfish suprise

when you fuck a girl in the ass so much you can fit a goldfish in there, then you fill her up with water and do it.

guy 1: dude i totally love giving goldfish suprises
guy 2: i love getting them
guy 1: WHAT THE FUCK!?!?

by jon and kate and whore May 22, 2009