glaze goatee

the residue left on one's face after performing a nice sloppy job of cunnilingus. The "glaze" would be all across and above the upper lip, down the edges of the mouth and completely covering the whole front of the chin.

After Delilah had her orgasm, Fred lifted his mouth from between her legs. She raised her head from the pillow and saw he was grinning at her. She smiled with satisfaction and found it quite charming how his glaze goatee glistened in the candlelight.

by theinstigator December 30, 2013

Goateehawk

A majestic Mohawk accompanied by a gratuitous goatee.

Dude, Adam's Goateehawk was awesome.

by SonOfAbe719 October 15, 2011

goiter bomber

morbidly misshapen individiual.

what a goiter bomber.

by goiterbomber June 25, 2012

goaler

French Canadian expression for goalie, goaltender or goalkeeper.

Hostie mon gar, Martin Brodeur was the best goaler I ever saw.

by roundless January 30, 2015

Accidental Goatee

When a guy slips shaving his face and his only options are to shave it all or shave a goatee and he ops for the latter.

Friend: Haha, Just because you grow a goatee doesn't mean you'll gain any of Chuck Norris's other powers.

Shaving Victim: Nah, man, this is an Accidental Goatee. I slipped shavin and it was between this and looking like a twelve year old.

Friend: Oh, shit, I'm sorry man. Maybe getting carded to buy cigs will motivate you to find a good barber shop.

Shaving Victim: Why would I pay someone to shave my beard? Your mom does it for free when I give her a mustache ride.

Friend: ...

by Pringlescan July 24, 2009

cock grater

n.

a female with braces, who will potentially suck your cock

No fuck that she's a cock grater

by jason stiver January 24, 2005

Billy-goated

When a super hot chick bites the longest part of your beard/goatee and gives it a little tug and shake.

Roy: "She billy-goated me"
Brian: "She just clapped on and shocked you like a rag-doll?"
Roy: "Yeah dude, weirdest and sexiest thing ever. You need to grow yours out."

by KikiNJ September 8, 2014