Gooth

One who participates in the act of being thilly.

I'm such a thilly gooth.

by Tyler Stebbins August 4, 2006

I am Groot

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hazel: hi how are you?
Groot: I am Groot

hazel: uhh... hi groot what are you doing
Groot: I am Groot

hazel: i'm a little scared now. i'm gonna go
Groot: I AM GROOT

by I am Groot May 1, 2019

Alex Goot

An amazingly adorable, yet awkward singer on youtube who's covers sound like a choir of angels singing blissfully. He's kinda a hipster and loves ironic teeshirts in his thick framed glasses

Me : OH MY GOD, did you see Alex Goot's cover of Dark Blue?

Sister: *sarcastically* no, but i'm sure YOU did. T.T

by Bridgetcatherine August 22, 2011

gootch

the skin in between the scroutom(sac)and your anus.

'the dog tried to eat my gootch'
'carlos can't get enough of warrens gootch'

by HotHotJism April 23, 2004

gnostic

Literally, "one who knows." Every religion has its gnostics, but Gnostic with a capital G almost always refers to Christian Gnostics. Beliefs vary widely, but essentially they value personal revelation and mysticism over dogma. Gnostics believe absolute religious truth can be known but it is only revealed towards enlightened humans, and the Gnostics purported to teach secrets that orthodox Christianity did not know. Hence, most Gnostic gospels are titled "The Secret Book of insert name."

The more extreme Gnostic theologians theorized that the Earth was created by an imperfect creator, called the Demiruge, who had "spun off" from a higher Father but does not realize it. Jesus was sent by the Father to show humanity the truth. The Cainites went one step further; they believed the Demiurge was evil, and they worshiped as saints all who stood against him in the Bible - Cain, Judas, etc.

The gnostics were mostly eliminated by Irenaeus and the orthodox movement, but they have seen a resurgence in the 20th century, as more gnostic gospels are discovered and translated.

by odesseyandoracle October 6, 2003

gnostophobia

fear of knowledge, or fear of knowing something. lack of curiosity or ability to learn anything.

their son's self-diagnosed gnostophobia was cited as the reason he frequented bars instead of the library.

by bestclioever September 12, 2009

grooter

A women with a tendency to sleep with stuffed animals.

That chick who lives upstairs is weird, definitely a grooter.

by rockstar47 December 16, 2011