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joe garvey

it is the state of ultimate brilliance and indescribable greatness and legend-ness.
by gregory onslaw October 28, 2006
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Garvey

To have sexual intercourse on or involving office supplies for 30 seconds to 5 minutes, in other words having a quicky on a bunch of office supplies, or to pleasure somone with an office supply, such as a stapler, for a small amount of time.
Person 1: "Dude, what did u do to that girl last night?"

Person 2: "I fucked her in the office depot supply room for two whole minutes then shoved a stapler in her ass!"

Person 1: "You mean you garveyed the shit out of her?"

Person 2: Precisely.
by quickeesonofficesupplieslolz September 6, 2010
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Gnarley

A word that means 'rad' or 'awesome', commonly used by surfers, skateboarders or snowboarders.
"That was a gnarley stack you had out there today man"

"Those were some gnarley waves you rode today dude"

"That was some gnarley powder"
by Gnarley_Sister August 3, 2006
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gnarley

(Note: See other definitions for gnarley.)

Used to describe the level of extreme-ness of a given scenario/subject.

When viewed this way, it should easily clear up the common misconception that more recent usage deviates from the traditional Pacific/West Coast terminology.
"gnarley":
(1): the skate park up the street sucks for rookies, but there's hella opportunity for experienced skaters to to do some really gnarley tricks.

(2): did you see that kid braggin' how he can do a 900° better than tony hawk? dude totally fucked up & tripped and fell off the top of the ramp before he even dropped in. it was fuckin' gnarley dude- the bone actually broke through the skin and stuck out of his arm when it snapped..there was blood everywhere, fuckin' unreal!
by TWiSTiDLiTTiLFUCK July 31, 2007
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gnarles barkley

used to describe something especially crazy or absurd.
brian: "did you hear about that guy who slayed a bear with a pocket knife?"
chris: " no way, that's gnarles barkley!"
by brianfromhassettst December 29, 2007
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Garvey

A style of condom with a twisted texture "for her pleasure."
Yeah, we went all the way - but I think I left my Garvey in the sleeping bag.
by Buuuh May 19, 2009
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Garve

One who enjoys eating and food in a way that is not understood by the common human
Dude, he just mowed that buffet and is ordering a pizza. He must be a garve
by King Garve May 10, 2011
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