gnarly

grotesque, yet awesome

"That scar's fucking gnarly"

by fuckyea December 28, 2005

Gnarly Marly

A blunt/joint that contains atleast two(2) ounces of marijuana aka cannibis aka bud aka pot aka peace aka every single word in the world you want to use.

EX: person 1, "hey man, lets go roll up a super blunt."
person 2, "no way, man. we are going to the moon with a Gnraly Marly, man."

EX: person 1, "check out this Gnarly Marly, man."
person 2, "holy shit. we are going to get fucked up."

by The Dead Phish Head Hippie May 29, 2008

gnarly

Gross, painful, twisted, and tweaked. Like pulling seven hairs out of your nose at once.

"Dude, I just pulled seven hairs out of my nose at once. It was pretty gnarly."

by FiveShiftOne June 12, 2018

Gnarly poop

Just a flat fuckin gnarly poop. One of those where you're sitting down droppin a deuce canoe in brown town and you're just thinking about how badly you wished you had fixed your exhaust fan when it broke last month.

Bro, I just took a gnarly poop. For real, give it at least 10 minutes before you go in there.

by The Real Clitorisaurus September 12, 2018

velvet gnarly

A blowjob from and elderly woman who has removed her dentures.

Sweetheart, remove your teeth and give me a velvet gnarly

by partylights October 15, 2017

Gnarly Mustard

The gnarliest of the gnar, substance left in residual amounts as the remnants of a killer shred

Dude1: You just gotta strap in, kick it, go mach chicken and spread the gnarly mustard

Dude2: Gnar gnar

by streetgyps202 February 9, 2010

Gnarlyism

A word brought into this terrestrial realm by Charlie Sheen, and used primarily by Gnarly Gnarlingtons.

I was banging 7-gram rocks and finishing them because that's how I roll... It was just pure and complete gnarlyisms.

by pureglaucoma May 21, 2011