glory hole

sticking your genitalia through a hole in a door or through a bagel hole; usually to scare away ugly chicks

Last night, this ugly bitch was knocking on my door so i stuck my dick through the glory hole

by alexmacksuglybitches January 18, 2009

Glory hole

The Glory Hole is used by sporting clubs participating in salary capped leagues and is where club administrators put player payments to appear as if they are not in breach of salary cap rules. It is named after the Perth Glory Football Club, competing in the Australasian A-League.

Tony "We can never win in this salary cap league! How do we sign better players than everyone else?!"
A different Tony "Stick some cash in the Glory Hole."
Andrew "I love the Glory Hole!"

by SpiderDijon January 31, 2019

glory hole

A co-worker who is only out for glory and praise from management and on the road to glory is a complete asshole to everyone else.

Jim took the credit for my work again and the bosses bosses boss sent an "attaboy" email to the entire department again. Jim is such a glory hole!!

by drumbeast72 July 11, 2016

Glory Hole

Where strangers become friends...

It was at this moment that Phil realized, a glory hole was not a Roman Collisium.

by Anagogic March 24, 2019

Glory hole

A synonym for vagina

Margot Robbie must have an immaculate glory hole.

by Pussylover99 July 19, 2021

Glory Hole

A hole that men and women like to have sex through to make the experience really mysterious and surprising and social distance

I'm Horny and want to be surprised lets get fucking at the glory hole

by DaGeorgiefromIT February 2, 2023

Glory Hole

The place in your vagina where the penis just hits different

Johnny just hit my glory hole so much last week. I couldn’t walk for 3 days after that pounding!

by Sexyboy6969fme May 21, 2023