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Glorified Fuckboy

A guy that has been given/assumed the title of boyfriend but behaves like a fuckboy.

He will do things such as; Claim that he only likes you, but compare you to other girls, ignores your feelings and tells you that you're being sensitive, let's you pay for stuff then barely says thank you, says he likes parts of you(i.e. "I like your face but everything else needs work").
I called him my boyfriend but, in reality he was just a glorified fuckboy.
by Rebellious Mind March 1, 2017
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godriffic

eg hugo is a godriffic person hes so cool
by hugo July 24, 2004
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glorified asshole

A Glorified Asshole is someone who is narcissistic, and a down right jerk. A Glorified Asshole usually doesn't know that they are being a Glorified Asshole.
Wow Joe you don't have to be a Glorified Asshole because you won the Race.
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glorified

Having been touched by Glory in ways words can hardly express; Awe-struck by Glory-invoked stupidity.
Being blown off daily for a week.
by Anonymous November 18, 2003
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glorified nut rub

Someone that would have been better off being shot into a wad of tolet paper rather than inside their mothers crotch.
Brandon is nothin but a glorified nut rub
by Ben Zimm August 31, 2006
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glorified bartender

A loose doctor who writes prescriptions for whatever you want with no qualms. Also see "quack."

I heard this first on the Bill Maher show. It was in reference to Anna Nicole Smith's doctor.
Did you hear about the cocktail of prescription meds they found in Anna Nicole Smith?

Yeah, no wonder she was always so spun.

Her doctor was just a glorified bartender.
by Jared Prox May 8, 2007
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Glorified Game manager

Glorified game managers are slightly above game manager quarterbacks with elite talent at receiver and running back while possibly also having and elite oline around them so therefore put up pretty good to elite stats. Some examples of glorified game manager quarterbacks are Jimmy goroppolo, Ryan Tannehill, Dak Prescott, and Kirk Cousins
Tom Brady isn’t that good. 2019 proved he’s a glorified game manager at best and can’t carry a team on his back.”

“Dak Prescott isn’t good man. He’s a box score stat padder when he’s losing by 3+ scores in the 2nd half. He also had cooper Gallup ceedee zeke and his oline is elite when healthy.”
by KDisney May 18, 2021
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