Glorgenschporker

A Germanic term used for donkeys that are white with black spots, similar to a cow. Instead of milk, they create ice cream and butter. For toast.

"Your Glorgenschporker is eating my lawn again."

by Buttered T. Oast May 13, 2005

glonder

Annoying piece of shit

Glonder is a annoying piece of shit

by Atilla Coşar March 30, 2021

glunge

A neologism created to describe a fashion movement seen as a combination of glamour and grunge. Associated with designer Rick Owens.

Shredded jeans and sweaters which cost upwards of $200 must be aspiring to be glunge.

by R Middleton February 11, 2006

Gloner

Gloner is short for "Glee Boner". Generally, someone may obtain a Gloner while watching an episode of Glee.

Guy 1: Oh my god Steve!! Did you see that episode of Glee last night?!?

Guy 2: You better believe it Perry, I had the biggest Gloner way after the show was over too!!

by SCUBA COLLIN November 28, 2010

Gonger

A very long, green and sticky gob of mucus, the kind that can do cartwheels through the air.

Uhhhh, he has big gonger on the back of his blazer.

by Psmithy January 13, 2011

Gongeous

Gongeous - adjective: 1. the attribute of being very gongy, like the clash of a gong; 2. describing a dude, which have that dumpy that rings out gong-like upon a smack; 3. (archaic) a well-cast frying pan (credit goes to nazard)

That guy has a gongeous butt!

That noise is very gongeous.

by Bonhomie March 13, 2022

glongly

messed up, in disarray

After I took off my hat, my hair was all glongly. OR My underwear is so tight it's making my package all glongly.

by Mos Jef January 16, 2009