urban golfing

hitting duct tape balls with a sand wedge at cars or houses

golf on the streets

by connor November 2, 2003

telekinesis golfing

When you are golfing with that addon in your group of three, and he is so amazing he finds it impossible to go over par. the ball actually curves in mid air in his favor.

also, this has been created to disturb/beat the google game.

That douche bag Kevin must be telekinesis golfing. he just eagled a par 5.

by ScrewBarton February 4, 2010

urban golfing

golfing in any urban or city area. must have a minimum of 3 people and 3 different clubs (ex: driver, 9 iron, putter) each player can only carry one club. the objective is to play golf but you make whatever you want a hole and play where the ball lands, even if it means a flower garden, a car hood or even a roof.

p.s.
avoid police and home owners at all times
try to be liek arnold and tiger, just dont sleep with 30 women if your married lol

Joe along with the drive put a nice dent into the pickup truck on the third hole aka Ms. Roses flower garden while urban golfing last Sunday, not everyone is tiger or arnold!

by urbansprinter April 10, 2010

Golfing

lowkey way of saying that you're gonna smoke weed. Used around teachers/parents/bosses to talk about weed in public.

Person 1: "Yo you look high as fuck."
Person 2: "Shh I was golfing."

by dumbdefs October 27, 2017

Golfing

When you're about to smash but your balls stink so you wash your balls and tee before sticking it in her hole.

Had to go golfing so she wasn't repulsed.

by TheCuteness March 15, 2020

glorfingorpindorper

Some insult towards English teachers.

Person 1: Ugh, I hate Mr. Smith's class so much
Person 2: I know right!? He's such glorfingorpindorper.

by Shamallamadingdong few September 11, 2020

Golfing

When Jessica Alba shoots someone down.
"Shooting Down Male (and female) Horndogs"
The masterful let down of a guy who will later claim he "hit that."
A kin to her joke about liking "hitting a few balls around," in Maxim.

She went Golfing all over that guy.

by pornstitute June 17, 2023