Literature history

A subject studied at school that teaches the students nothing that is of any significance to their lives. Literature history is characterized by certain artistic movements that are always a dramatic response to the previous movements, in which (literary) artists act like a crybabies and attention whores in order to express their idiotic feelings.

John: Hey Jack, what are you studying?
Jack: Literature history
John: Rest in peace bro

by PigeonBender July 13, 2015

maturbatory literature

Literature that can be used to excite ones fantasies. Also called literotica or erotica for short. Usually pertains to things considered taboo in today's world.

I seen a story about father daughter sex in Jacobs room. He must be into maturbatory literature.

by ToxicAgate September 10, 2015

cliterature

nother word for vagina monologues or any women's literary movement.

Laura T: you going to the cliterature performance art show tonight?
Claire Y: damn straight! gonna twiddle my cooch there.

by mertt & jerden January 13, 2009

Doki Doki Literature Club

A horror game that is very sad but also creepy. I advise not playing it...

JUST MONIKA- Monika, DDLC (doki doki literature club)

by TidyBoi March 8, 2018

Cliterature

A new age definition for cunnilingus, and a much better, more elegant term than the oft used "going down" or "eating out."

Last night, my girlfriend gave me a blow job, and in order to return the favor, I read her some sweet, sweet cliterature.

by Cold-AssHonky August 29, 2013

Doki Doki Literature Club

A disturbing game. Just go play the goddamn game. It takes like 4 hours to complete and the game files get shoved around a lot but just play it

Me: Monika is the best girl in Doki Doki Literature Club
Someone: you scare me, is monika controlling you?
Me: no, this is real life dumbass
Them: sounds like something a person being controlled by monika would say

by Crystalgleamisabitch September 12, 2020

airport literature

Bad books that people find interesting for a very short period of time, rarely bought and even rarelier finished. Lame biographies, lame romances, etc.

Person 1: I wrote this book, you should check it out.
Person 2: that book is airport literature. Please kys and burn any copies you have.

by Derpafish February 15, 2023