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That bitch in Pokémon: Special Pikachu Edition (A.K.A Yellow Version) that is the eighth gym leader and the Team Rocket™ leader, you know the guy with the Persian, that cat Pokémon.
Jill: Hey Bill, Did you beat Giovanni yet?
Bill: That dude with the cat Pokémon?
Jill: Yeah.
Bill: No he's so hard!
Jill: That's what she said.
Bill: Hey Jill, Want to have sex?
Jill: OMG! Bill YES!!! Fuck me hard!!!!!
Giovanni by Pimpythequick June 25, 2010
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That kid is a real Giovanni
Giovanni by Cats are real May 23, 2018
Someone smart and educated. He passes all his tests with no mistakes.
Giovanni is really smart

He the one will ace all his test sorces.
A fucking son of a bitch that forgot how to fucking use is mouth muscles so he cut off his friends just like he had to cut off his dick bc he forgot how to use it and it exploded. He can't fucking stop playing call of duty mobile just like his dad couldn't stop drinking. Giovanni is such a bitch that he can't admit that he has big ass problems with addiction with COD. OH DID I MENTION HIS DAD IS FUCKING DEAD!
GIOVANNI: I wish i could get some skill in anything in life
PGS DUMBASS FRIEND HENRY: you should ask your dad,
oh, wait I forgot your dad is fucking dead and he's probably a skeleton shiting 6 feet underground with a piece of shit next to him bc that is what he is.
giovanni by Henrys shit November 23, 2019
A Rich as nigga that will never go broke.
He has great personality that can get your lady and fuck if he wanted to. He is a intelligent man. That no one can't beat.✌
Person1: yo gio is a blessing he's just perfect how can he do that.
Person2: Lucky... I wish i can be gio.
Person 3: you all can't be giovanni.
Giovanni by Greatest ppl champ June 10, 2018
Usually the name of the greatest bird in the world. A "Giovanni" might even come to you when you call it's name... This type of bird, even after getting kicked in the ass twice, will still want to come hang out and eat your cookies.
Hey Tanner, are we going to go eat outside?

Yea, and while we are out there, we can go feed Giovanni and take turns making love to him.
Giovanni by Imakelovetobirds December 8, 2009
And Idiot
Giovanni is an idiot
Giovanni by Anonymous274893736381 January 2, 2020