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cardinal gibbons 

1) a catholic school between Raleigh and Cary, North Carolina, full of people who spend all day trying to hype their own school on urban dictionary while simultaneously talking shit about other schools.

2) a preppy, white school which sucks at sports (primarily basketball and football) and academics. A school so god awful academically, that anyone who hopes to go anywhere other than community college would rather go to public school. It's only saving grace is that it has some pretty good looking girls.

...by the way "reclassifying" isn't cheating, Gibbons people do it too.
to see just how gay gibbons kids are, search "ravenscroft", "Cardinal Gibbons" or any other triangle area school. Its pretty obvious, Gibbons sucks.

Cardinal Gibbons 

A School for people who believe that they get to be frat boys/sorority sisters forever. These people are often shocked when they realize this isn't true. Students have few people skills and even less upward mobility. Their A students go to colleges that other schools in Raleigh send their B and C students to.
"Hey, did you hear about all the kids from Cardinal Gibbons who didn't get into UNC?"

"Yeah! Isn't Enloe sending half of their senior class there next year?"
Cardinal Gibbons by Muddum April 9, 2010
gibbons is the fluffy stuff that you get in your belly button, he is those really annoying cane toats that you just want to boot away, and never see again. The term gibbons originated in australia, by two notorious men who shall remain nameless. And a gibbons smells really bad
Oh shit i have this huge clump of gibbons in my belly button, god dam it stinks.
gibbons by marcus blainey July 16, 2006

Matt Gibbons 

A very PUNny guy. Loves all things CAT. Loves to hum to fill awkward silence. Likes his coke but only finishes half. Mediocre Euchre player. He is the guy that everyone wants to Marry.
We beat Matt Gibbons again in Euchre!

DD gibbons 

DD gibbons is the alter ego of DD gibbson. Contrary to his alter ego DD gibbson who is entirely vengeful and will stop at nothing to get what he wants, DD gibbons is a calm, peaceful and better person to those around him and has a more sound understanding of his life.
"What why is DD gibbons defeating the taliban modestly rn."
DD gibbons by Splangkton May 23, 2023

fat gibbons 

A sandwich at the grease trucks in New Brunswick. It consists of cheese steak, french fries, chicken fingers, mozzarela sticks, red sauce, white sauce, and lettuce.
My friend ate 5 fat sandwiches in 28 minutes and he got to name his own and chose the ingredients on it. He named it the "fat Gibbons"
fat gibbons by emotive07 September 13, 2008

D gibbons 

character from abc show flash forward.
suspicious entity. possibly the answer to why the "black out"
D gibbons by dabanke October 3, 2009