jerkin' the gherkin

Verb. To masturbate. Especially refers to male masturbation. See also spanking the monkey.

Mike said he sprained his wrist by playing the drums, but I know he really did it by jerkin' the gherkin.

by Grandmaster D November 30, 2006

Guerilla Warhair

Guerilla Warhair

The very unattractive hair that lingers on the back of the neck in many men and sometimes women. It occurs often when the person has not gotten a haircut in a while.

GROSS

Guy 1: Duuude look at the back of your neck!
Guy 2: What? There’s nothing there...
Guy 1: You’ve got some serious Guerilla warhair going on. You should get that shaved off.
Guy 2: Fuck, that’s why im such a pussy anti-magnet.
Guy 1: Yeah, you sick fuck

by Rickrun January 22, 2010

guerilla mask

when someone falls asleep you shave your pubic hair and glue it to their face.

dvarg fell asleep so nico gave him a guerilla mask.

by Td the great March 30, 2009

Guernatron

A 'Guernatron' is a heavy pills, ketamine and MDMA taker, it refers to the 'Guerning' experienced while high on pills.
See GUERNING.

Person A: Mate, Im guerning =S

Person B: God! Your such a Guernatron!

by ARGoode January 26, 2009

Guermech

A type of Jew, who is loyal to his religion, and shows an extreme amount of patriotism to his/her home country of Algeria

Child: Hey Dad, is that guy over there a Jew?
Parent: No Son, that's not any old Jew, it's a Guermech!

by MasterHowl June 9, 2009

Gherkin Lurkin'

The friend who accepts everyone's unwanted Gherkins at McDonalds.

Tom: "I'll have that if you don't want it dude? I know you don't like them"

Joe: "C'mon man, quit your Gherkin Lurkin' and order something"

by ItisI August 14, 2012

herban guerilla

Drug dealer, specifically marijuana. Usually denotes a small timer who isn't much of a problem, just an annoyance.

Have you seen James? He's a true herban guerilla, doesn't sell more than dub sacks but you can find him nearly anywhere you could want to smoke.

by jellywerker February 8, 2009