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Jerkin' the gherkin

Slang for the holy practice of masturbating.
(Ted sees Ed's room is a complete shitstorm of messiness)
Ted: "Ed, have you been Jerkin' the Gherkin?"
by KentuckyFriedDickin November 15, 2018
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jerking the gherkin

To wordmasturbate./word wordChoke the chicken,/word wordwank,/word word flogging the dolphin./word
We caught John jerking the gherkin.
by Miguel Sanchez July 2, 2003
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Ghengis Khan

The act of shooting one's load into your partner's ear - in reference to the Mongolian's famed torture technique of pouring molten silver into one's ear.
I still have trouble hearing after last night's ghengis khan.
by Andrew Hand June 25, 2008
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Ghenk

A ghenk is a person who is noticeably less attractive than his or her friends and, therefore, tends to stick out in group pictures.
"Wow, that girl on the far left of the photo is such a ghenk! My eye was drawn right to her!"
by Trashead June 11, 2017
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Gherkie

The action of ejaculating while poop is simultaneously coming out your butt
You have to gherkie, it feels amazing.
by Bigdawgtrevor22 February 19, 2021
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Smurfin the Gherkin

When a lady (smurfette) gives a guy a blow job with such enthusiasm she goes blue in the face due to holding her breath/being unable to breath.
Dude, she was so good at blow jobs she never came up for air, she's ace at smurfin the gherkin!
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Gherkin

A skyscraper in London's main financial district, which has become a very distinctive landmark on the skyline. It is informally known as "The Gherkin", but officially as The Swiss Re Tower, or just Swiss Re, after its principal occupier. It is 180 metres tall, making it the 2nd tallest building in the City of London, and the 6th tallest in London as a whole. The radical (and somewhat phallic) design is by Sir Norman Foster and ex-partner Ken Shuttleworth, and the building was constructed between 2001 and 2004.
"What's that giant glass penis doing in the middle of London?"

"Oh, that's just the Gherkin built by Norman Foster."
by Will Fox February 19, 2007
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