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max gannon

damn, that max gannon sure is an anti-poon
by iamgodLOL October 17, 2008
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Gannon

A subgenus of douchebag prone to creating 'wacky' urbandictionary.com entries defining their own surname with unimaginative adjectives such as 'studly' and 'witty'.

Distinguishing marks include:

-"Wacky" ties
- Tendency towards jokes based on advertising slogans
- Thinks others believe they "should definitely do stand-up"
-"Did you see this dipstick calling himself a pirate ninja?"
-"Yeah...They must be a Gannon"
by Darth Voorhees December 8, 2009
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gannon

1) a person who has very strong hobbit traits. usually found in little caves and caverns in the craig, co area.

2) a person who has an enlarged buttocks area. commonly reffered to them as a J-Lo or ghetto ass.

3) a person who lives by: mud, slingin and tires. but knows nothin about either.
1) hey u look like a gannon.

2) that must be a gannon hobbit.

3) dang check out that fine chicky gannon. thats one fine ass.
by outlawknox February 4, 2010
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gannonparties

1.N. a screen name that everyone on Gannon's campus should IM party information to. Especially fake information about Delta Chi parties.... on Valentines Day.

2.N. I think its some guy named Jimmy.
1."What's going on tonight?"
"Check gannonparties."

2. "Who is gannonparties?"
"I think its some guy named Jimmy."
by Lauren Brew March 10, 2004
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Gannon

A gay ass faggot who needs to kill himself because he is ugly as hell and will never get a girlfriend
Gannon is sad because he's ugly.
by happy_not_happy February 25, 2018
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nate gannon

Nate Gannon is a really loving man in this world. he has a chance with almost every girl in this world. you can relie on him at any time. he is a great man and could be your lover till the end
girl 1: oh my god its nate gannon
girl 2: I want him so bad
by gannon nate June 6, 2018
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Bitch Gannon

1. When an athlete of great ability blows in the big game.

2. When an overwhelming favorite losses badly.
"Man, I can't believe Michigan lost to Appalachian State, they definitely went Bitch Gannon."

"After winning the league MVP, Rich Gannon became Bitch Gannon and threw more touchdowns to the Buccaneers than to the Raiders in the the Super Bowl."
by Alex Wilson Mother Fucker September 17, 2007
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