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Ghandi Speed

slow connection to your internet to the point that you lag you miss out on a whole conversation and sometimes lose your inner peace
Damn your computer is movin at Ghandi Speed!
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ghandicus

The most composed, tranquil creature in existence. Native to the planet Ahimsa, these creatures are herbivorous and live by a strict moral code to never harm another living creature. Unfortunately not eating meat meant that for a time they had to do whatever they could to survive. That meant eating infected tree bark, psilocybin mushrooms, and drinking seawater. Something that would historically be referred to by future civilisations as, “The Incident”
These androgynous creatures reproduce incredibly fast, as they possess multiple male and female reproductive organs. They also possess multiple male and female personalities, as the entire species is rampantly schizophrenic.

When the species reached the stone age, they did not resort to the mortal transgressions of violence like most other species on their home planet. No instead, they went from village to village signing peace treaties and they smoked chamalucha on the peace pipe.
After billions of years of rampant inbreeding of the mentally ill, we see their final evolutionary stage, the ghandicus erectus.
by Enlaved Autism October 26, 2020
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Ghanaan and Natasha

Together they are a dynamic duo!!!!!!!
You will never not laugh when they are around
Natasha is clumsy and Ghanaan is also clumsy
But they are also weirdly clever.
Ghanaan and Natasha are so funny lololol
yeah
by Frankie frankson September 30, 2020
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ghanta

ghanta is an exclamation to express one's disagreement,disgust,anger,almost anything.
it can be used as a subsitute for balls,shit etc.
it signifies much more force than the above mentioned words.
1)harry:man you must have cracked the math test?
handa:ghanta!!

2)harry:the prof wants the project report by tommorrow
handa:ghanta!!
by Sankalp September 22, 2005
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ghanashyam

Sanskrit. In Hinduism, this was the childhood name of Lord Krishna. Literally, the word translates to "Stormy Skies" or "Dark Heavens" ("Shyam" for "dark" and "Ghan" for "sky"). Lord Krishna was so nicknamed because of his dark complexion.
Because Krishna had dark complexion, the kids called him "Ghanashyam."
by sincinnatti August 21, 2006
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ghandi

by confuseddesi April 6, 2007
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Ghandi's Flip Flop

The dry mouth after affect of a night on the beer
Ive got amouth like ghandi's flip flop mate
by beefburglar June 11, 2004
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