The Gerg

Gergs are people who are really tall big and nerdy . Many scientists theorize about their sexual habits. The most common theory is that these people have many odd fetishes due to their social awkwardness which include: foot fetish, S + M, BDSM, Anal, Bi, Gay, Pedophilia, and Alexandra. Report any sightings of this beast to the following Gerg hotline: 1-800-MyAssIsSore

The Gerg Likes to Masturbate.

The Gerg Likes to study Taxes.

The Gerg Likes to Masturbate while studying Taxes.

by rreza August 24, 2008

National Gerg Day

the day of the gerg (october 14). on this day, gerg was gerged into existence. as such, we must worship the gerg. happy birthday gerg. gerg bless

Oh hey! Did you guys realize it was National Gerg Day? NO WAY! HAPPY BIRTHDAY GERG!

by gerglover777 October 12, 2019

gergana

Gergana is a beautiful girl. She is quiet before she gets comfortable with you, but once you get to know her it would be worth it. Gergana is hilarious and the most kind girl. She is the type who hides her sadness, to make others happy. She doesn't judge people by their looks or the first impression. Gergana may get her heart broken many times, but she is the strongest person you will meet. Letting go of her would be a great loss for you. She also has one of the most amazing bodies you'll see.

"She's the most beautiful and kind girl."

"I know, that's Gergana!"

by gphxo January 9, 2018

Gergo

Too epic for words, usually a very good communist

He is OUR comrade, he is OUR gergo

by Comrade Unknown January 30, 2019

gerganism

The study of pimpin' and keeping hoes in line along with compiling stats for football teams. Includes showing elderly women the locker room in order to take advantage of their awe.

Chris Delbo is practicing gerganism as we speak. He is a gerganistic fuck.

by BFFCB November 17, 2011

Gergorge

Where the devil went down to.

The devil went down to Gergorge.
Gergorge?

by shiggle January 13, 2008

Gergo

A tough but sweet and gentle man who always mesmerises people with their charming looks and equally charming mind. A Gergő usually has olive-colour eyes and brownish-black hair, and muscular arms. He would makes you feel safe and secure when you are around with him even during an apocalypse. He is the embodiment of Tom Cruise, Richard Gere… a walking god oozing masculinity and charisma wherever he is… basically everyone’s ideal type of man.

You can only be perfect if you are Gergo.

by cheshireway November 23, 2021