germine

To bounce uncontrollably with no purpose but to make fun of Madame germine

I germined when I saw Madame Germine walking in the hallway.

by Urban-Elite November 25, 2021

charlie gardiner

A fat cunt that is 2 foot tall and 4 foot wide

Person 1: Shut the fuck up I might as well call you Charlie Gardiner
Person 2: Take that back, that shit hurted.

by Thicc Dad 69 April 23, 2019

Gardiner

A piece of shit town in central Maine. The go-to place for stoners and junkies. Populated mainly by American Eagle-wearing whores and forty-something losers that still hang out with teenagers. A place where there's absolutely nothing to do but smoke weed and fight about absolutely nothing. A stupid town where everyone knows your business. Basically the epitome of a worthless and miserable existence.

Person 1: I'm so baked right now, man.
Person 2: You must have gone to Gardiner.

Gardiner is a pathetic excuse for a town.

by xxwhoadudethatsraddx April 11, 2009

jerking the gerkin

To masturbate, or jerk off

Oh, sweet ass it looks like I'm jerking the gerkin.

by Benny Issy April 28, 2006

Gardini

Gardini, a surname of English/Irish decent. Originally Gartiny, but upon arrival to America, Joseph Gartiny, changed it to Gardini to try to hide the family secret of their hereditary issues regarding their freakishly small penis. Which they use to unsatisfy woman and men.

He dropped his pants, and realized why he was a Gardini, and laughed.

by JMSU July 10, 2019

gerdiness

After too much drinking and/or eating over a 2-3 hour period, there is an excess amount of gerd in the throat that causes uncomfortable burning sensations and excessive burping...not to mention an overall feeling that one would feel the need to have to throw up.

I was a total pig at the arcade! --- After 8 beers, two meals, and a pint of ice cream, there was a definite gerdiness when I slept that night.

by Cnlefae April 23, 2017

Germineer

Also, "Germaneer"

German-engineered cars are said to have "Germineering."

As they were driving, Nick pointed out to Carlyn the superior Germineering of her Volkswagen Beetle.

by DrivesABeetle January 20, 2009