Garden Jobs

A job which many strive for but few achieve success in. It is called a "Garden Job" because if you are attempting to succeed at this career, you should probably plant a garden to make sure you don't starve. A few examples of "Garden Jobs" would be an artist, a famous actor, a YouTuber, etc. Often many young people have convinced themselves that, despite the odds, they will succeed at these Garden Jobs, only to have their dreams crushed.

Me: Man, Dave needs to get his head out of the clouds. He thinks he'll become a millionaire on YouTube.

Friend: Ikr, he needs to get realistic and stop dreaming about all of these Garden Jobs.

by Wynaut_Porque July 25, 2018

gender up

Politically correct way to say “man up”.

I’m not sure what’s up lately but Greg needs to “gender up”

by TheTooz April 15, 2019

Polybit gender

Combines poly (from the Greek polus "much" and polloi "many") with bit (binary digit).

An alternative to the term non-binary gender which acknowledges that it is possible to count above two in binary so long as you use two or more bits. For instance with 2 bits you get 4 genders, 3 bits 8 genders, and 32 bits you get 4,294,967,296 genders. In general, with n bits there are two to the power of n possible genders.

Xiu is a computer security specialist working in binary code analysis. They are polybit gender.

by socialistpoet March 10, 2020

Kentucky Zen Garden

The act of defecating in someones kitty litter and blaming it on the cat.

After John accused me of urinating in his dresser I decided to give him a Kentucky Zen Garden just to put the icing on the cake.

by TeeterShindiggsBigD October 27, 2010

Gender Studies Professor

A pansexual genderfluid 14yo white girl that knows every sexuality and gender in existence but can only speak one language and cannot do basic maths. Loves talking to the girls about cringy stuff and is a feminist. Often a mental health advocate and a snowflake too.

Joe: John told me he wants to take a dick in his ass.
Kaylee: oH sO iS hE bI oR gAy oR pAn AnD wHaT's HiS gEnDeR.

Joe: I shouldn't have talked to you gender studies professor

by Play3r0ne February 9, 2021

Gender Envy

A term that people who fall under the transgender umbrella or label use when they feel envious of someone's appearance. Usually, how they present (masculine, feminine, androgynous.) The reason why some transgender people may feel gender envy for something ambiguous or even somebody is like stated before, how it may be presented to them and/or other people.

Please don't bash people who feel gender envy towards certain things or people simply because you don't understand the feeling yourself.

Person 1: I don't get how you can feel gender envy cause of clothing?
Person 2: I just think it looks androgynous, and I wish I could seem androgynous too.

by tropicalskies June 8, 2022

gender envy

a feeling of envy for how someone else presents/expresses their gender identity. this term is primarily one used by trans people who have envy of the presentation of same-gendered cis people.

Tommy(FTM): I have such strong gender envy for Keanu Reeves
Lyla(MTF): Understandable. Natasha Lyonne causes me extreme gender envy.
Carly(Cis): Fair! I experience gender envy whenever I see Zendaya.

by ethereals December 30, 2020