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Geoffrey

From the film "Get Him To The Greek"

A Geoffrey is a marijuana joint laced with many other drugs such as Heroin, LSD, Cocaine, and methamphetamines. In the movie, "Get Him to the Greek" Aaron Green (Jonah Hill) smokes a Geoffery with Aldous Snow (Russell Brand) and his father in Las Vegas causing him to have a heart attack thus provoking Aldous to stab Aaron in the heart with an Adrenaline shot, overiding the heart attack. Smoking a Geoffery also makes the person very attracted to furry walls.
Aaron: What is this?
Aldous: It's a Geoffrey
Aaron: What the hell is a Geoffrey?
Aldous's Father: It's a joint laced with Heroin, LSD, cocaine, extacy, and I think it has PCP.
Aaron: Why do they call it Geoffrey?
Aldous's father: Because who is going to be scared of a bloke named Geoffrey?
Aaron: Ahh God, I'm having a heart attack
by carnivalkid34 June 7, 2010
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horrible geoffrey

when one gay man inserts closed scissors into the anus of another man then opened with outrageous force.
Craig was feeling experimental so Ace gave him a horrible geoffrey.
by Johnny March 12, 2004
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Geoffrey

noun. A disproportional or abnormally large abdomen (i.e. stomach, belly, gut, tummy, pooch, bread basket, paunch, spare tire, etc.) that can be misinterpreted or has at some point been misconstrued as a mid-late term pregnancy.

pronoun. A playful name given to a persons abdomen as described above, as if it was a separate entity or living thing.
noun- "I really have to start working out and eating better, because I'm starting to get a Geoffrey."

pronoun- "Hey babe, when are we going to eat? It's time to feed Geoffrey!"
by DiyDomTheBuilder April 18, 2014
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Geoffrey

A goat with no hair on chin .
Boy you’re not growing any hair , you’re such a Geoffrey.
by The Niggawhisperer October 9, 2017
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wet geoffrey

1.when your fuckin a girl from behind,you pull out,flick a gober in her ear (so she thinks u came in her ear)when she turns around,u skeet in her face and then punch her

2.combo of the houdini,donkey punch and a jelly donut
"Last night me and this bitch did a wet geoffrey"

"I like wet geoffreyssssssssssssss&qu ot;

"Yo this bitch took a wet geoffrey like a CHAMPPPPP"
Source: yerpp, south oh bee
by yerpp February 26, 2008
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Geoffrey

A very short small man with a very stylish green hairdo. Very funny most times, and can be inappropriate for others. He loves to force people to play Fortnite on the Xbox with him. The girls all love him too, mostly because of his 12-inch penis. Also has a very irritating British accent with all the slang, this can be annoying at times, despite being American. However, do not touch his tea as he will find you and kill you. Overall Geoffrey is a great small person to hang out with
"Who's that?"
"Oh that's Geoffrey!"
by Billy Bob Junior Senior September 2, 2018
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Geoffrey

The most gay person in the world. One who thinks they are cool.
Geoffrey told the students that meech was a bad word.
by MEECHER May 14, 2014
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