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Gentleman's sausage

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A polite word for a Penis, used by former Top Gear host Jeremy Clarkson when he is referring to a penis. Can be used to describe your penis being large in length and diameter.
"Have you seen the size of my Gentleman's sausage, it's like looking at a Frankfurt!"
by El Zacharoo 69 June 8, 2015
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gentleman's sport gloves

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What boxing gloves were called in Strong Bad's past.
"How do you manage the telegramophone whilst wearing gentleman's sport gloves?"
by Joe Gaal November 4, 2003
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Gentleman's Leapfrog

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In a situation where a set of two consecutive doorways are present (usually in the entrance of a building): Person A holds the first door open for Person B, then Person B holds the next door open for Person A.
"Sorry I lost you back there, I played a game of Gentleman's Leapfrog with the man behind us."
by DPDough November 18, 2011
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Gentleman's touch

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When a heterosexual couple are about to have sex and have been fooling around for a while first, a gentleman will subtly reach his hand down to her lady parts and gently touch to see if she is ready.

When a guy is curious if he is done with the foreplay and canmove onto the actual sex he does a gentleman's touch to see if she is wet enough to get started.
'Man, i was with this chick last night and i thought the foreplay was gonnna go on forever but i gave her the gentleman's touch and she was ready to go!'
by the_phantom_stranger May 6, 2009
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A bet between two bros where the loser sends a dick-pic to their ex. No warning text can be sent. Which ex is up to negotiation.
"If the Pats beat the Titans you have to uphold your end of the gentleman's wager."
by Home Wrecker Hank January 13, 2018
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Gentleman's Peek

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A customary act performed at the urinal where one gentleman "peeks" over the partition to have a look at the other man's genitals. In no way is this a gay, just a nice gentleman's gesture to acknowledge a fellow man's package.
Matt: "Dude did you just look at my dick, your so gay."

Randy: "Relax man it was just a gentleman's peek."

Matt:"Oh...ok, no worries."
by Britten440 August 27, 2010
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gentleman's finger

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Noun - The digit, usually the index finger, that is inserted into your partner's asshole during sex. The gentleman's finger is sometimes used to persuade a reluctant partner into trying anal sex.

If the gentleman's finger is withdrawn from the asshole at any time during or after sex, it may not be used until it has been cleaned. If the sex continues after withdrawal of the finger, all fingers may touch the partner except the gentleman's finger, which must be held up away from the body, so as not to corrupt the partner with ass juices.
I told him to clip his fingernails because he scratched up my asshole with his gentleman's finger last night.
by MilitiaP June 24, 2015
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