Generalized Anxiety Disorder

A chemical brain disorder that causes one to worry about everything, even things they don't particularly care about. Also causes one to not be able to relax properly. Most people do not take this disorder seriously, even though it is very serious and can cause a lot of problems in a sufferer's life.

Me: I have to tell you something.. I have Generalized Anxiety Disorder and it's ruining my life.
Friend: Oh. So what'd you buy Suzie for her Birthday?
Me: Uh I just told you I have a fucking anxiety disorder.
Friend: Yeah, I worry about stuff a lot too. So anyway about the party?
Me: -_-

by whatwhatwhat77 June 11, 2012

general zods

The bullshit of bullshitters
The ability to lie through your teeth tongue mouth arms legs and even belly button

My breath stinks from speaking so much general zods

by Thecoolgang May 23, 2018

general zods

A weirdo

He’s a right general zods god help us x

by Pretty Prodigy May 23, 2018

general tso's chicken

Deep-fried chicken pieces in a sweet, tangy sauce. Served at Chinese restaurants in North America but nonexistent in China itself.

I went to China but they didn't have General Tso's chicken, so I came back home.

by Myl0 December 15, 2011

Paedofinder General

Character from Monkey Dust responsible for persecuting anyone who's has ever seen, heard, met or imagined children.

"I am the Paedofinder General, your house shall be torched in flames for you being a paedophile"

by Carnophage December 15, 2004

generalblize

to cause one to type in an intoxicated manner

<car> +generalblize Wilson
<Oversoul> Wilson found and generalblized
<Wilson> oh mt godf stpo teh mdaness!

by femmebot October 1, 2004

Firing the Surgeon General

<verb> The act of masturbating. To masturbate. {obsolete: named after Minnie Joycelyn Elders (born August 13, 1933), the United States Surgeon General from September 8, 1993 to December 31, 1994, who was forced to resign after remarking that she thought it would be appropriate to teach masturbation as an alternative to engaging in riskier sexual behavior.}

George's girlfriend's been on the rag so he's in the bathroom firing the Surgeon General.

by Android May 2, 2006