geenus

A man's gut distended, bloated, and basically so large said man cannot see his own penis looking down.

Big Jim bode farewell to his junk. Then he flopped his geenus on the buffet table, and began to root through the sausage gravy tray determined to get his 6.99 worth.

by grundalph the brown February 27, 2010

Geezus

-a reaction is disbelief
-a borderline offensive exclamation
-a modern sarcastic cartoon-ism/ meme of "Jesus".

points to unbelievable senrio and yells "GEEZUS" in disbelief or amazement

by Mizz Salty March 17, 2018

geetus

a stupid, dorky person. Usually someone you know who repeatedly displays this behavior.

Man, Keith got in a fight with the police, and they beat his ass again. Man, what a geetus

by Mr. North May 13, 2006

geetus

Noun:

A person who consistently acts like a dumbass. A person who is a geeky nerd. A stupid person.

The reason our economy is such a wreck is because George Bush is a fucking geetus.

by Mr. North May 25, 2006

b-geebus

replace the f word in wtf with this non offensive word

Kyle:Your Fired!

Alex:What the b-geebus!

by Huge-ess March 26, 2009

Geeses

Plural of gesse

Them geeses are loud

by Dr. RJ Logan July 5, 2009

geebus

jesus

simpsons - geebus

by <^> April 3, 2003