A marriage between two people of the same gender who are not gay. Usually considered the pinnacle of a bromance where two bro's decide to become partners for life in a straight way. This is like in that movie "I Now Pronounce You Chuck & Larry." Although Chuch and Larry were pretending to be gay, they were actually two straight men who married for reasons involving pensions or something.
"Don't worry man, everyone here knows this is a non-gay gay marriage."
"You wanna have sex?"
"No."
"Good."
"Fine."
"You wanna have sex?"
"No."
"Good."
"Fine."
by Desmond White December 01, 2009
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by The BGGB May 23, 2021
as a male when you have worked your way into being close enough to a female that she shares everything with you as she would a male 'gay friend' but there is absolutely no chance of sex. the no sex clause may be shared or put in the closet by the individual with 'feelings.' if the trust is broken, you are no longer the non gay gay friend.
this is being as deep in the 'friend zone' as humanly possible. you blew it or have now have a great female friend. there is no proof that this does not lead to homosexuality.
this is being as deep in the 'friend zone' as humanly possible. you blew it or have now have a great female friend. there is no proof that this does not lead to homosexuality.
I had suspicions I was gay when Lindsey and Kassie became my besties and I their favorite non gay gay friend.
by anco bluzea November 23, 2010
Think of positives and negatives (gay being the negative). Currently the sum of the equations is called sex points and more sex points means good sex. So if you add -1 - -1 it would equal 2 as in two sex points meaning good sex. The negatives cancel out each other which makes it not gay if two gay guys kiss.
Bruh If two gay guys kiss it isn't gay did you know that?
by faggetron2000 December 02, 2019
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But these fools do not know the power of the S U P E R G A Y C H A R M.
When activated, the super gay charm makes the target gay times infinity.
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But these fools do not know the power of the S U P E R G A Y C H A R M.
When activated, the super gay charm makes the target gay times infinity.
Anyone who reads this - your mom now gay times infinity lol
Person 1: Hey ur hair looks bad and ur ugly
Person 2: lmao get ready for this
Person 1: What're u gonna do ugly fat man
Person 2: Super gay charm activated ur mom gay times infinity
Person 1: Literally dies of a coronary on the spot.
Person 2: lmao get ready for this
Person 1: What're u gonna do ugly fat man
Person 2: Super gay charm activated ur mom gay times infinity
Person 1: Literally dies of a coronary on the spot.
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