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gallopingthundercunt

When someone's actions are so bewilderingly idiotic a standard profanity does not cover it.
That dude was being a gallopingthundercunt to that sales assistant.
by Genius Khunt July 13, 2019
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Galloping Coyote

This is a immature thing to do to friends and is mostly used by preteen boys. The galloping coyote is when someone sticks their finger up another friends butt, making the other person howl in shock and pain and start to gallop around, hence the name: "galloping coyote".
Johnson: "Yesterday Chimy was a victim of a galloping coyote. Cawalouie did it to him."
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galloping gut rot

Violent, unpredictable and rather unpleasant bout of "Delhi Belly".
Sudden, malodorous and disconcerting onset of liquifaction of one's latest meal.
"We'd best leave now, sir, you have a bad case of galloping gut rot."
"I know, but let me just sign this treaty, first."
(PM Tony Blair to President Bush, Circa 2004)
by mockschmock December 9, 2006
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galloing

Loafing around, mooching, being generaly lazy.
Quit galloing around you fat lazy *&%^!
by Limetime83 January 30, 2009
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Galloping Giraffe

A sex position in which one person stands up, one lays down on their back, legs in the air. and the top thrust while running
My boyfriend performed a Galloping Giraffe on me all night long through the streets of Richlands!
by Jay-Ermy March 25, 2009
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Galloping Gobbler

N. Oral sex act in which the giver gets down on all fours on a treadmill, then crawls (at whatever speed the treadmill is on) toward the genitals while giving oral pleasure.
"The other day at the gymn this girl gave me a galloping gobbler, it was pretty funny because while she was sucking i put the speed on 10."
by slapcore pleaser December 3, 2005
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galloping asshole

A galloping asshole is someone so stupid that words fail to convey the degree of stupidity that person is capable of.
Didja hear? Jack blew up his car. Yeah he lit a match to see how much gas was in the tank. He's a real galloping asshole.
by isa alharamiyy September 5, 2006
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