gazoombas

Boobs. Really big boobs. Think of the biggest boobs you've ever seen and multiply that by four. That's gazoombas.

Wow, look at those gazoombas. Those must be thirty pounds each. I'm surprised she can walk.

by Anonymous Asshole March 4, 2007

groom the dog

a term used to describe when a male spruces up his overall crotch area.

Even when Marvin wore shorts it was quite obvious he didn't groom the dog.
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Tina was quite pleased with Timmy's dog grooming. "There is nothing like a man who rocks the Vicious V and grooms his dog so well."
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by _Derek_ October 18, 2007

Groomsmaid

A female on the groom's side of the altar.

Brian will be groomsmaid at Jen and Baraka's wedding.

by db5 March 16, 2010

garoompha

An elephant fart, or a fart of epic proportions.

Yeah, and then I ran in the room and let out a garoompha like never before. It was hilarious, man.

by Aotommo March 31, 2003

Garood

‘Garood’ is short for ‘Garodman’ which means ‘Hymn and Prayer’ in Middle Persian and Zoroastrian language. It also means ‘Endless Irradiance’ in Avestan literature and ancient Persian texts.

Also Garood is an Iranian alternative rock band from Tehran, and it is considered one of the few alternative rock bands from Iran which has an English lyrics.

He lost his way in the Garood (Endless Irradiance)

by Progressvocal December 13, 2019

Grooming

The act of luring another with gifts, favors, promises, praise, or bbq ribs with the intent of gaining sexual favors. The perpetrator of "grooming" must have a significant advantage of emotional intelligence, financial independence, intelligence quotient or simply perpetrating against a minor.

Greg- "Hey Corky, would you like some of my tasty barbeque ribs while you watch the baseball game?"

Corky- "Sure. Corky hungry! Corky loves ribs!"

Greg- "Enjoy, you'll be giving me a {reach-around} later..."

Corky- "Huh?"

Greg- "Just {grooming} you. Finish your beer so we can go to my place."

by nelsonkw1 October 4, 2010

Groomer

Sexual grooming is a preparatory process in which a perpetrator gradually gains a person's or organization's trust with the intent to be sexually abusive.

Omg that’s Zoe Lopez the child groomer!

by Perejil13 February 23, 2021