Dark Garland 

Attorney General Merrick Garland’s alter ego

One day after transnational mobster and criminal The Former Guy demanded DOJ release the warrant to search his Florida shithole, Dark Garland stepped to the podium and said “I’ve authorized release of the warrant so America can see how royally fucked you are. your move, traitor”

Dark Garland by Uncle Joosie August 11, 2022

EAST GARLAND  

ONE OF THE REALEST HOODS IN DALLAS TX!!

NA DONT FUCK WIT DAT NIGGA HE FROM EAST GARLAND

EAST GARLAND by eAST sIDE hOMEBOY October 5, 2008

Ass Garland 

A string of dingle berries left on a single strand of ass hair after wiping, much like popcorn on a string at christmas time.

Grandpa had a bad case of Ass Garland that fell on the floor and grandma picked it up and tried to clasp it around her wrist like a bracelet.

Ass Garland by cydedish February 25, 2014

doctor garland 

to sum things up, doctor garland is an ugly piece of shit who teaches cp chem at westford academy. she smokes pot and injects heroine as often as she can between blocks. she has this unbelievably annoying laugh that goes something like this: AH - HEH- heh- HEh- HEH. towards the end of her laugh, u can sense that she realizes that people are laughing at her and not with her, and she keeps laughing bcuz shes in denial. i hate doing her stupid fucking conversions. she also makes this stupid bunny face with her front teeth. she is sarah forsyth in 20 years, bcuz they are both ugly fucks who think people care about what they say.

u r such a doctor garland! i hope u die!

doctor garland by Who? October 4, 2004

dixie day orozco garland 

a beautiful amazing perfect girl names Dixie Day Orozco Garland very sexy most sexy girl in the universe mind melting she is legend the only one of her kind there is no way to fully describe her yet for she is that perfect it hurts people till this day still speak of her as a the most perfect sexy girl to set foot on earth some say she is a god i say legendary godess that's mine belongs to i scott garland ALLL MINE!

Dixie Day Orozco Garland is legend THIS IS SPARTA!!!!

dixie day orozco garland by scott garland December 9, 2012

douglas garland 

a heartless retarded CUNT who murdered 3 people one only 5 years old . he should die in the most painful way

news brodcaster " douglas garland, 54 has pleaded not guilty to 3 counts of 1st degree murder. he will spend a minumum of 75 years behind bars"

douglas garland by vagina in cock May 14, 2022

[Judy Garland] 

the godmama of all tragic singers, played Dorothy in 'Wizard of Oz', gave birth to Liza Minnelli, Od'd at the age of 47, and perennial icon to the gays.

Damn, girl, don't go messing up your career on those uppers or you'll end up over the rainbow like Judy Garland.

[Judy Garland] by dj mbm June 22, 2008