midnight garage sale

Breaking and entering late night into someone's garage, and taking what one wants while the owners are asleep.

Seen in the Tilly and the Wall song "Nights of the Living Dead":
"We've got a bottle of wine, a fresh pack of smokes.
We're going to end up screaming about some midnight garage sale."

by Dresdenburning November 23, 2006

Dutch Garage Sale

Selling prostitutes on your front lawn, in the middle of the day.

I went to the dutch garage sale after lunch.

by Alex, Jazmin, Chris September 1, 2007

The Hatmaker garage sale

When you steal from work, or others to make a profit at the flea market.

Has anybody seen my hammer this is the third one thats gone missing in a week.

Yes, I believe two of them are at The Hatmaker garage sale!

by ToneMan08 March 23, 2017

midnight garage sale

Unwanted but still usable items and objects left at the curb or in the alley for other people to take.

Sheila was lucky to find a small bookshelf for her new apartment at the midnight garage sale.

We don't need that old pot anymore. Put it in the midnight garage sale.

by MamaBear63 July 22, 2010

Ghetto Garage Sale

When one of the neighbors get evicted and you pick through their things after the landlord puts their stuff on the lawn.

"Awesome dragon shaped coffee table dude! Where did you get it? Ghetto garage sale man."

by CynWrenn September 10, 2011

vampire garage sale

When your partner is having their period

Jenny is having a vampire garage sale this week, stay clear.

by Alavello March 9, 2014

Poor Mans Garage Sale

when an individual pulls up to a garage sale and is disappointed by the sales contents. can also be applied to car boot sales, yard sales and estate sales.

john went to this garage sale today trying to find some new games for his system but instead found a empty iphone box priced at 20 bucks, multiple old microwaves, and a hoodie with a hole in it. thats what i call a Poor Mans Garage Sale!

by kieralovedanny October 9, 2025