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galactic empire

(from the movie series, "star wars")chancellor palpatine turned the re public into an empire
by hooter stumpfuk April 3, 2006
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gelatinophobia

The fear of Jell-O brand gelatin or any type of gelatin, jelly included. Characterised by the avoidance of such materials and the refusal to consume said materials. People with gelatinophobia often find the wiggling of gelatin based food gross.
Nathan: I won't be eating jelly for a very long time.
Mike: I guess you caught Kel's gelatinophobia.
by miketaba July 12, 2008
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Galactigasm

The almost orgasmic feeling one has after watching an exciting episode of Battlestar Galactica.
Kevin could not sustain a galactigasm after Adama's brilliant handling of the Cylon threat.
by Dane Roberts December 11, 2006
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Albert Gallatin Area Senior High School

A high school serving the Georges-German townships in Fayette County, Pennsylvania. One of the worst places in the known universe. Populated by crackheads, criminals, thugs, bad management, drug dealers, inefficient staff members, and upper management that only cares about money, this school is a 4 year prison sentence for anyone who goes there. The bathrooms are never cleaned, drug deals are talked about, and done in the open, 99% of the school is addicted to weed at the very least. The staff would rather tell parents how much they care about keeping students educated and safe, and then turn around and line their own pockets with those lies. Recently had many cutbacks, probably due to the expensive renovation of their football field that was in no need of renovation whatsoever. There are good teachers, but they are usually setback by upper management, and the bad ones don't actually teach anything useful. A meme related to this school, "Bottom 10 percent", is related to staff that would rather chide students then fix the actual problems with the place.
Dude 1: "Hey, what's up?"
Dude 2: "I'm going to the Albert Gallatin Area Senior High School next year."
Dude 1: "Run away now as fast as you can."
by FayettenamSurvivor October 24, 2019
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Doing a Galactic Gaming

A 'Galactic Gaming' is changing something so severely because you believe it is already at it's worst, this change helps for a short time but in the end ruins the nature of what you changed thus preventing any success in the future.
'Bro you know that GMOD server is CW:RP now?' Bro: 'Yeah, but it's gonna be shit in a few days' Other Bro: 'It already is man, already is' Praetorian: 'Do you mean 'Doing a Galactic Gaming''?'
by Deimos Lmao August 24, 2019
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galactic cunt

2 meanings
1. The biggest of all cunts in the entirety of existence.
2. The most amazing vagina even imaginable.
"That is the most ignorant, most stupid asshole ever. They a galactic cunt."
"That's the vagina of all vagina's, the best of the best...it's the galactic cunt."
by M4NVVHORE December 21, 2008
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Pan Galactic Gargle-Blaster

A potent drink invented by Zaphod Beeblebrox. The effects have been likened to having your brains smashed out with a slice of lemon wrapped round a large gold brick.

There are many voluntary organizations which will help to rehabilitate you after you've had one.

The Guide has instructions for mixing a Pan Galactic Gargle Blaster yourself:

1. Take the juice from one bottle of that Ol' Janx Spirit.
2. Pour into it one measure of water from the seas of Santraginus V.
3. Allow three cubes of Arcturan Mega-gin to melt into the mixture (it must be properly iced or the benzine is lost).
4. Allow four litres of Fallian marsh gas to bubble through it, in memory of all those happy Hikers who have died of pleasure in the Marshes of Fallia.
5. Over the back of a silver spoon float a measure of Qualactin Hypermint extract, redolent of all the heady odours of the dark Qualactin Zones, subtle sweet and mystic.
6. Drop in the tooth of an Algolian Suntiger. Watch it dissolve, spreading the fires of the Algolian Suns deep into the heart of the drink.
7. Sprinkle Zamphuor.
8. Add an olive.
9. Drink ... but ... very carefully ...
Trillian "I Think You've Had One Pan Galactic Gargle-Blaster Too Many"
Zaphod "I'm Not Sure Thats Physically Possible"
by Lil' Bondy January 31, 2005
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