When one suppresses a laugh at someones stupidity, usually resulting in a weird disgusted sound. Sometimes it sounds like one is hacking up phlegm.
Chloe: "I feel so smart today :D"
Saxton: "-GOFF- I mean uh yeah, you're always smart."
Chloe: "Are you goffing at me?"
Saxton: "-GOFF- I mean uh yeah, you're always smart."
Chloe: "Are you goffing at me?"
by chlophtimus December 16, 2008
Get the Goffing mug.GAFing is the direct opposite of DGAF or DGAFing. If you are familiar with the SoCal culture, DGAF stands for "Don't Give A Fuck", and therefore GAFing means "Giving A Fuck". The DGAF culture tries to act nonchalant in their attitude towards the world. They act like they will do anything, and won't give a fuck if they get caught or cause others harm or desperation. It's a lifestyle that is completely contradicted by those who "GAF". The people who "GAF" are those who give a fuck about the world, and their life. These people are not reckless. They stop at stop signs. They don't do drugs or shoot people. They recycle. "GAFing" goes against everything that SoCal culture is, and is completely and utterly unacceptable everywhere from Los Angeles and south of there. People who "GAF" are most likely elderly people, middle-aged adults with children, and teenagers who hit puberty late, go to church, and are too cautious for their own good.
"God, my brother is GAFing again. He won't come with me and my friends to rob that liquor store, rape those bitches, or go smashing pumpkins because it's Halloween. And the worst part is, he just RECYCLED his Mountain Dew bottle. He's never gonna fit in here in SoCal."
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That thing Jim Gaffigan does when he speaks his innermost thoughts after telling a story during his stand-up shows. Some of his best lines are:
"He's a dick to his own baby!"
"What if Orville Redenbacher was in the audience?"
The world could be more interesting is everyone did this!
"He's a dick to his own baby!"
"What if Orville Redenbacher was in the audience?"
The world could be more interesting is everyone did this!
Boss: Would you be able to get this report ready for the big meeting tomorrow morning? Can you get it to me by the end of the day?
Me: Absolutely! (Gaffigan Aside: Or maybe not. It may be ready by the middle of the meeting in the morning.)
Me: Absolutely! (Gaffigan Aside: Or maybe not. It may be ready by the middle of the meeting in the morning.)
by Outlaw.edu March 27, 2010
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Get the Ggaffing mug.The act of fooling around and or clowning.
To goff is to act a fool
An underground and underrated slang coming from the old English word Goff
*Also interchangeable with the less superior term goofing
NOT to be miss understood with golf,goof, goth or josh
A goff will scoff at a goofy goth playing golf…
To goff is to act a fool
An underground and underrated slang coming from the old English word Goff
*Also interchangeable with the less superior term goofing
NOT to be miss understood with golf,goof, goth or josh
A goff will scoff at a goofy goth playing golf…
Example1
“Man Marvin ain’t got no handle on his hoes. Boy is goffin’ on is whole damn block.”
Example2
“Indeed, gaze at the goffing underclass. How they smell of unkempt ass and elderberry. Indeed yes. Quite true. yes.”
“Man Marvin ain’t got no handle on his hoes. Boy is goffin’ on is whole damn block.”
Example2
“Indeed, gaze at the goffing underclass. How they smell of unkempt ass and elderberry. Indeed yes. Quite true. yes.”
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