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hansel and gretel

A class of excrement which leaves a telltale spiral trail around the toilet bowl as it drains, so that it might find its way back home.
The janitor went through 3 cans of AJAX in an attempt to remove a particularly stubborn hansel and gretel trail from the new porcelain White House toilet.
by Harry Merkin August 6, 2002
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Gretelese

The intenese german-ness and innocence (Jenna) of one individual that never has any idea what is going on around them at the moment or when their friends are talking about sexual intercourse or lack thereof.
Friend 1: Look, she has white stuff on her face! OMG, it's cum!

Friend 2: Come? Where did you come from? Oh, and I think you have ranch on your face.

Friend 1: Wow, you are SO Gretelese it's not even funny.

Friend 2: Hey, an acorn!
by BlondieOnTheLoose March 27, 2009
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Grettel

She is meant for Gabriel so if you are a gabriel reading this know she IS FOR YOU! Don’t hurt her cause she will remember that.
“Grettel and gabriel are a cute couple
by Gg21 😂 November 3, 2020
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Hansel and Gretel

When you fuck your woman in the ass, while shoving her head first into an oven.
Abe: Dude, did you see that old fat bitch eating breadcrumbs behind Mcdonalds?
Joel: Yea, I already invited her to my candy house and gave her a hansel and gretel.
Abe: Call the police!
by Darkclowd April 2, 2020
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Hansel and Gretel

A self-care tactic used when getting involved with someone who has a lot of issues: you leave a prominent trail of breadcrumbs as you go in so that you can make a clean retreat later when you're really lost in the woods.
On the second date she told me I was "like her mother but not as strict", so I immediately started Hansel and Greteling; it saved me a lot of pain later.
by JoeNash June 26, 2016
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hansel and gretelling

when you have bowel movement into a brown paper bag and set it on fire and put it in some one's mailbox.
We went hansel and gretelling last night, it was spectacular!
by bignukka February 15, 2010
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Hansel and Gretel

When a woman makes her boyfriend a sandwhich (preferably pbj or ham) and then she gives him a blowjob. After he cums on her face, he sprinkles his left over bread crumbs on her face.
Boy- Oh god, im gonna blow
Girl- yay
(boy jizzes and throws crumbs)
Boy- take my hansel and gretel slut... make me another sandwhich
by padre6969 May 31, 2011
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