A class of excrement which leaves a telltale spiral trail around the toilet bowl as it drains, so that it might find its way back home.
The janitor went through 3 cans of AJAX in an attempt to remove a particularly stubborn hansel and gretel trail from the new porcelain White House toilet.
by Harry Merkin August 6, 2002
Get the hansel and gretel mug.The intenese german-ness and innocence (Jenna) of one individual that never has any idea what is going on around them at the moment or when their friends are talking about sexual intercourse or lack thereof.
Friend 1: Look, she has white stuff on her face! OMG, it's cum!
Friend 2: Come? Where did you come from? Oh, and I think you have ranch on your face.
Friend 1: Wow, you are SO Gretelese it's not even funny.
Friend 2: Hey, an acorn!
Friend 2: Come? Where did you come from? Oh, and I think you have ranch on your face.
Friend 1: Wow, you are SO Gretelese it's not even funny.
Friend 2: Hey, an acorn!
by BlondieOnTheLoose March 27, 2009
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She is meant for Gabriel so if you are a gabriel reading this know she IS FOR YOU! Don’t hurt her cause she will remember that.
“Grettel and gabriel are a cute couple”
by Gg21 😂 November 3, 2020
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Joel: Yea, I already invited her to my candy house and gave her a hansel and gretel.
Abe: Call the police!
Joel: Yea, I already invited her to my candy house and gave her a hansel and gretel.
Abe: Call the police!
by Darkclowd April 2, 2020
Get the Hansel and Gretel mug.A self-care tactic used when getting involved with someone who has a lot of issues: you leave a prominent trail of breadcrumbs as you go in so that you can make a clean retreat later when you're really lost in the woods.
On the second date she told me I was "like her mother but not as strict", so I immediately started Hansel and Greteling; it saved me a lot of pain later.
by JoeNash June 26, 2016
Get the Hansel and Gretel mug.when you have bowel movement into a brown paper bag and set it on fire and put it in some one's mailbox.
by bignukka February 15, 2010
Get the hansel and gretelling mug.When a woman makes her boyfriend a sandwhich (preferably pbj or ham) and then she gives him a blowjob. After he cums on her face, he sprinkles his left over bread crumbs on her face.
Boy- Oh god, im gonna blow
Girl- yay
(boy jizzes and throws crumbs)
Boy- take my hansel and gretel slut... make me another sandwhich
Girl- yay
(boy jizzes and throws crumbs)
Boy- take my hansel and gretel slut... make me another sandwhich
by padre6969 May 31, 2011
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