golf 

A sport for fatasses and nerds.

That fatass is golfing with that nerd.

golf by Alex May 26, 2004

golf 

More than a game, it is a habitual endeavor that takes precedence over work and friends. A perpetual quest for improvement. A sport for athletes as they get older and realize their limitations. A pleasure beyond definition. Played by yourself, with a partner or in a group. Worse than drugs and better than a first time fuck.

Golf is the game of intergalactic champions. Surpassed by nothing. Takes priority over all, except being naked with the wife. She loves golf too.

golf by Dick Splash November 10, 2003

golf 

A sport,that despite the general stereotype that only the elderly play, is quite fun. It's more of a finesse sport as opposed to strength and speed.

Golf can be fun for anyone. Hell, I'm 17and I enjoy playing a round of 9 holes everyone once in a while.

golf by OutlawStar July 27, 2004

Golf 

a sport that will take over anyone's life. Girls will find themselves competing with a golf club for attention. Golf can make people in an extremely crabby mood if they get a bad score.

"My boyfriend got a 47 on 9 holes in golf, so he went home to sulk."

Golf by Sea Blue March 12, 2009

golf 

A sport where you can be a professional athlete who can bench press 300lbs and do 100 sit-ups and still suck. A sport where power is not needed, but skill and practice. Manages to be the most infuriating game you'll ever play, and a joy to behold all in the course of one round.

You golf haters are all jealous because the 120lb nerd can beat you at a sport

golf by Archie2K April 17, 2004

golf 

"Golf... is truly happiness"

A great quote by Moe Norman

golf by Mr. Johnny April 15, 2005

Golf 

The only sport where a white kid can dress like a black pimp and not look stupid

black pimp: look at dat white boy! he a pimpin golf player, yo!

Golf by Randolf April 13, 2004