gnarly

Gross, painful, twisted, and tweaked. Like pulling seven hairs out of your nose at once.

"Dude, I just pulled seven hairs out of my nose at once. It was pretty gnarly."

by FiveShiftOne June 12, 2018

Gnarly poop

Just a flat fuckin gnarly poop. One of those where you're sitting down droppin a deuce canoe in brown town and you're just thinking about how badly you wished you had fixed your exhaust fan when it broke last month.

Bro, I just took a gnarly poop. For real, give it at least 10 minutes before you go in there.

by The Real Clitorisaurus September 12, 2018

velvet gnarly

A blowjob from and elderly woman who has removed her dentures.

Sweetheart, remove your teeth and give me a velvet gnarly

by partylights October 15, 2017

Gnarpoon

to do something most excellent
ie: to shoot a task with a Gnarpoon

"Did you see that wallride to 360 out he just threw?" "Yeah, he's been shooting up this place with his GNARPOON all day long..."

by Bryan Byrd June 13, 2007

Gnarly Mustard

The gnarliest of the gnar, substance left in residual amounts as the remnants of a killer shred

Dude1: You just gotta strap in, kick it, go mach chicken and spread the gnarly mustard

Dude2: Gnar gnar

by streetgyps202 February 9, 2010

Gnarlyism

A word brought into this terrestrial realm by Charlie Sheen, and used primarily by Gnarly Gnarlingtons.

I was banging 7-gram rocks and finishing them because that's how I roll... It was just pure and complete gnarlyisms.

by pureglaucoma May 21, 2011

bob gnarly

the most AWESOME man or woman (besides chuck norris)- likes to say HOLLA and jump on trampolines and say holla

holla- bob gnarly when he's jumping on a tramp

by 363+2+91269 July 23, 2011